Posteriors Poems - Poems about Posteriors

...Airmail via turkey buzzard, why not? Someone didst ask. They are so ugly with their posteriors awful, decreed Cousin Mask. But they can fly, so they avoid the traffic, which puts them in a great mo......

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...He’s got the place rock’n He is a rock and roll king Our boots began knock’n Our posteriors began to swing Where did you get this performer? He came from Steve Tyler’s house, said Wormer The ......

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...Time was, just a pretty face faced stare, Figures flaunted nor were busts so bare, Rears today rule the roost, Get more than a fair boost, But today but when bums......

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...Appreciating yourself, when others turn away with scorn. Each day, you must love you as the sun doth the morn! Feed your body, and nourish your dreams. Pay no mind to those who give you no heed.......

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...IF EVER I HAD A COUNTRY - LXXVII IF ever I had a country proud of its wall-less porous boundary And if ever by no mistake of the Supreme High Command of the International Militaro-Business C......

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...MIDDLE EARTH I see the gaping maw approaching ivory white saliva covered teeth slobbering over red gums tongue lolling about reaching for my face. Knees!! Dammit!!! Knees!! God are the......

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...Is it fair that youth is beauty That the best we can ever be Is before we are twenty three Why can't a wrinkle be sexy Who says grey hairs are icky Contact lenses are too tricky Comfort and eas......

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...Both groups jest across the desk Rows of tight posteriors Drool in unification Till the crap appears. © Harry J Horsman 2011......

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...We the enfeebled of the incited states of confusion, ordered to deform a more perfect union, establish just Them, insure narcotic tranquility, provide for the common everything, promote Welfare, ......

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