Poopy Poems - Poems about Poopy

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An Olympic swimmer named Pete Is disqualified – when caught as a cheat He propelled through the water Much faster than he aughta It’s down to the food he would eat Before each race he eats sprout curry Then enters the pool in a hurry He farts during each length Stench increases in strength So other swimmers have to scurry Pete farted but then ‘follows...

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Farmer Fred lives down the road, And one day as I was ambling by. I heard him singing about a toad, And how it had pooped in his cherry pie. Now this serenade seemed odd to I. So, shouting out to Fred I said, “Where is this toad, who dumped a load, in your cherry pie?” Fred retorted with this cryptic reply....

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Have you heard about fishing for turds … It’s for children and maybe for nerds For brown floaters you’ll fish Or there's nets which you swish For once I’m almost lost for words! My granny was shocked and appalled Suggesting this toy be blackballed Cos small kids may copy Real poo’s (firm or sloppy) If this happened I think I’d be galled Thanks to my...

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Whatta a great feeling waking up with the birds To hell with the crankies, they're all full of turds A positive outlook In life's donnybrook Guarantees a great day, the poopy stuff it curbs...

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Whatta a great feeling waking up with the birds To hell with the crankies, they're all full of turds A positive outlook In life's donnybrook Guarantees a great day, the poopy stuff it curbs...

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Whatta a great feeling waking up with the birds To hell with the crankies, they're all full of turds A positive outlook In life's donnybrook Guarantees a great day, the poopy stuff it curbs...

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STIER'S SNIPER POOPY STOOPY DIAPER-- Stier Fire MAYBE BABE STINKY WINKY POOPY STOOPY Stier Fire Sniper Diaper? . 12/20/18 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018© ....

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A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again So he devised a plan Set up a big fan Blew away the odor especially when it rained...

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Ring around the rosey, I'm filled to the brim with poop One of my favourite treats is delicious poopy soup Can't get enough I eat it in the buff Unless in a restaurant, it attracts quite a group...

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A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again So he devised a plan Set up a big fan Blew away the odour especially when it rained...

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A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again So he devised a plan Set up a big fan Blew away the odour especially when it rained © Jack Ellison 2015...

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I am having a wonderful day, I love to laugh, I love to play, The only thing I need to be happy would be, My bottle, my teddy, and my pacifier you’ll see. I just woke from a nice long nap, I jump around the room, dance and clap, My tummy is full from lunch and such, I love to snack, I...

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