Poopy Poems - Poems about Poopy

...Poor Fido is last in the queue For cocking his leg on the yew He hopes the other dogs Don’t produce poopy logs He’s bursting to pee and then poo!......Read the rest...

...On the first day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me a wet nose on my cheek On the second day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me Two paws for shaking and a wet nose on my cheek On the third day of Ch......Read the rest...

...A talkative tongue; Nothing but an empty can - Sounds bare and poopy. Hi poo senryu poetry contest 1st place......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

... Diverticula pits up her colon Can’t eat much or intestines get swollen Ma's farts are so stinky She swears with her pinky Tain’t gonna stop her from......Read the rest...

...Jean was hunched over with some painful gas And waited for her chance to let it pass Instead, people stopped to stare, her derriere in the air As she loudly expelled a poopy mass Jean heard th......Read the rest...

...An Olympic swimmer named Pete Is disqualified – when caught as a cheat He propelled through the water Much faster than he aughta It’s down to the food he would eat Before each race......Read the rest...

...one must be addicted to truly love fortnite i like to bully kids it made me really want to chug jug with you my dog REALLY has to poo bullying is fun too late he did something in my shoe what i......Read the rest...

...The river’s running higher than the river’s run before I knew it was; there’s three feet of it on my kitchen floor And next doors garden shed came crashing into my front door But I needed a number......Read the rest...

...We're into May temps are still low A record it is but still cold winds blow It's Southern Ontario Bad for this scenario It's real poopy still threatening snow ......Read the rest...

...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......Read the rest...

...Farmer Fred lives down the road, And one day as I was ambling by. I heard him singing about a toad, And how it had pooped in his cherry pie. Now this serenade seemed odd to I. So, shouting out......Read the rest...

...Here's the deal... This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 2 parts. The 1st HALF can be accessed......Read the rest...

...Have you heard about fishing for turds … It’s for children and maybe for nerds For brown floaters you’ll fish Or there's nets which you swish For once I’m almost lost for words! My......Read the rest...

...Photographers on the lawn were making such a fuss Woke me up to tell me I was now in Queen of every country. You mean in this hemisphere? I asked them. But no…. They meant I was Her Royal Highness......Read the rest...