Diverticula pits up her colon
Can’t eat much or intestines get swollen
Ma's farts are so stinky
She swears with her pinky
Ain’t gonna stop her from goin’ bowl’n
Ma, gran, and Fran’s bowling tournament
I sat far knowing their predicament
Fran’s blasts were the loudest
Best bowler and proudest
It’s never again and that’s permanent
Categories:
poopy, cute, hilarious, humor,
Form: Limerick
An Olympic swimmer named Pete
Is disqualified – when caught as a cheat
He propelled through the water
Much faster than he aughta
It’s down to the food he would eat
Before each race he eats sprout curry
Then enters the pool in a hurry
He farts during each length
Stench increases in strength
So other swimmers have to scurry
Pete farted but then ‘follows through’
The swimming pool turned green with pooh
Bubbles of foul gas
Still stream from his ass
Caught cheating the air turns quite blue
Much to cheater Peter’s chagrin
His speedo’s can’t hold the poop in
Pete’s now banned from all pools
For breaking all the rules
Thus proving cheaters cannot win
06/18/23
Categories:
poopy, corruption, humorous, sports,
Form: Limerick
Farmer Fred lives down the road,
And one day as I was ambling by.
I heard him singing about a toad,
And how it had pooped in his cherry pie.
Now this serenade seemed odd to I.
So, shouting out to Fred I said,
“Where is this toad, who dumped a load, in your cherry pie?”
Fred retorted with this cryptic reply. “The toad is dead!”
The toad it seems had hopped away down the pathway.
When an old red tail hawk swept down from a pine.
Clutched him in his talons strong, then flew on up and away.
Landing on a maple limb, that hawk proceeded to dine.
Now these are the facts of the case or the crime.
Fred recounted the tale over a piece of key lime.
Categories:
poopy, bird, food, humor, smile,
Form: Light Verse
Have you heard about fishing for turds …
It’s for children and maybe for nerds
For brown floaters you’ll fish
Or there's nets which you swish
For once I’m almost lost for words!
My granny was shocked and appalled
Suggesting this toy be blackballed
Cos small kids may copy
Real poo’s (firm or sloppy)
If this happened I think I’d be galled
Thanks to my super friend Sundae for telling me about this toy!
09/15/20
Categories:
poopy, children, fishing, games,
Form: Limerick
Whatta a great feeling waking up with the birds
To hell with the crankies, they're all full of turds
A positive outlook
In life's donnybrook
Guarantees a great day, the poopy stuff it curbs
Categories:
poopy, fun,
Form: Limerick
Whatta a great feeling waking up with the birds
To hell with the crankies, they're all full of turds
A positive outlook
In life's donnybrook
Guarantees a great day, the poopy stuff it curbs
Categories:
poopy, life,
Form: Limerick
Whatta a great feeling waking up with the birds
To hell with the crankies, they're all full of turds
A positive outlook
In life's donnybrook
Guarantees a great day, the poopy stuff it curbs
Categories:
poopy, happiness,
Form: Limerick
STIER'S SNIPER POOPY STOOPY DIAPER--
Stier Fire
MAYBE BABE
STINKY WINKY
POOPY STOOPY
Stier Fire
Sniper Diaper?
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12/20/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©
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Categories:
poopy, adventure, analogy, engagement,
Form: Footle
A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane
Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again
So he devised a plan
Set up a big fan
Blew away the odor especially when it rained
Categories:
poopy, silly,
Form: Limerick
Ring around the rosey, I'm filled to the brim with poop
One of my favourite treats is delicious poopy soup
Can't get enough
I eat it in the buff
Unless in a restaurant, it attracts quite a group
Categories:
poopy, silly,
Form: Limerick
A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane
Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again
So he devised a plan
Set up a big fan
Blew away the odour especially when it rained
Categories:
poopy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane
Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again
So he devised a plan
Set up a big fan
Blew away the odour especially when it rained
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
poopy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
I am having a wonderful day,
I love to laugh, I love to play,
The only thing I need to be happy would be,
My bottle, my teddy, and my pacifier you’ll see.
I just woke from a nice long nap,
I jump around the room, dance and clap,
My tummy is full from lunch and such,
I love to snack, I eat too much.
A rumble in my tummy has stopped my fun,
Starting to frown, my diaper comes undone,
Squinting my eyes, bending my knees,
I push until the problem springs free.
My tummy feels better but this I know,
A smells is following me now wherever I go,
My clean dry diaper is now warm and squishy,
And there’s something mushy on my tushy.
I am starting to get very nervous,
Do I have to cry louder to get faster service?
New diaper scented wipe then,
Clean drawers would make be happy again.
Categories:
poopy, childhood, family, father, funny,
Form: I do not know?