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Fishing For Floaters - Warning Its a Poopy Poem

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Have you heard about fishing for turds … It’s for children and maybe for nerds For brown floaters you’ll fish Or there's nets which you swish For once I’m almost lost for words! My granny was shocked and appalled Suggesting this toy be blackballed Cos small kids may copy Real poo’s (firm or sloppy) If this happened I think I’d be galled Thanks to my super friend Sundae for telling me about this toy! 09/15/20

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Jack Horne

Date: 9/28/2020 7:58:00 AM

LOL, had to read this again & chuckle - thanks for all the laughs xx

V. Deepa

Date: 9/17/2020 12:44:00 PM

Ha ha..funny one..:-) But I din't know about this game dear Jan mam. But enjoyed your poem:-)Lol, New one for me.;-) I believe your doing well. Keep writing and keep inspiring us.Take care.Much love:-)

Jack Horne

Date: 9/16/2020 11:17:00 AM

LMAO - have to admit, i would have wanted that game as a kid! hope you're doing well & that all's good there xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 9/16/2020 11:13:00 AM

Toy? Perhaps you had better play by yourself? (Thanks for the laugh!) Aloha! Rico

Dexter Greener

Date: 9/16/2020 7:01:00 AM

Very Interesting and well done

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 9/16/2020 6:04:00 AM

- Last Christmas you wanted a pajamas, Jan ... what's on your wish list this Christmas ? - Not exactly dinner ... I was hoping to get something else on the hook ... no wonder your grandmother was shocked :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

John Lawless

Date: 9/16/2020 5:38:00 AM

well at least the little fishermen(can I say that...or are they now fisherpeople, fisherkids, ) oh well at least they catch something.

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 9/16/2020 1:31:00 AM

That's a new oone. Fishing for poop!!~~

Gershon Wolf

Date: 9/15/2020 5:39:00 PM

Make a wish; then float for fish. Sounds like Seuss on the loose! Let's go for it! ~ More fun in a bubble bath. lol. :) gw

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 9/15/2020 5:38:00 PM

Hello Jan ... yes indeed; fishermen call them 'blind mullets' down here. They have a tendency to be avoided - thank you Jan - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/15/2020 3:11:00 PM

I remember a movie where a guy threw a tootsie roll into a swimming pool and when it was seen, that cleared out the pool iin a hurry!! This toy same kind of thing. WEll done, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/15/2020 3:14:00 PM

Ive not idea what a tootsie roll is ... but i can imagine lol - not the type of toy I would have purchased for my son but i can see why kids love it lol:-) hugs jan xx