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Fishing For Floaters - Warning Its a Poopy Poem

Have you heard about fishing for turds …
It’s for children and maybe for nerds
For brown floaters you’ll fish
Or there's nets which you swish
For once I’m almost lost for words!

My granny was shocked and appalled
Suggesting this toy be blackballed
Cos small kids may copy
Real poo’s (firm or sloppy)
If this happened I think I’d be galled

Thanks to my super friend Sundae for telling me about this toy!

09/15/20

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Jack Horne Date: 9/28/2020 7:58:00 AM LOL, had to read this again & chuckle - thanks for all the laughs xx Login to Reply

V. Deepa Date: 9/17/2020 12:44:00 PM Ha ha..funny one..:-) But I din't know about this game dear Jan mam. But enjoyed your poem:-)Lol, New one for me.;-) I believe your doing well. Keep writing and keep inspiring us.Take care.Much love:-) Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 9/16/2020 11:17:00 AM LMAO - have to admit, i would have wanted that game as a kid! hope you're doing well & that all's good there xx Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 9/16/2020 11:13:00 AM Toy? Perhaps you had better play by yourself? (Thanks for the laugh!) Aloha! Rico Login to Reply

Dexter Greener Date: 9/16/2020 7:01:00 AM Very Interesting and well done Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 9/16/2020 6:04:00 AM - Last Christmas you wanted a pajamas, Jan ... what's on your wish list this Christmas ? - Not exactly dinner ... I was hoping to get something else on the hook ... no wonder your grandmother was shocked :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply

John Lawless Date: 9/16/2020 5:38:00 AM well at least the little fishermen(can I say that...or are they now fisherpeople, fisherkids, ) oh well at least they catch something. Login to Reply

Victor Buhagiar Date: 9/16/2020 1:31:00 AM That's a new oone. Fishing for poop!!~~ Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 9/15/2020 5:39:00 PM Make a wish; then float for fish. Sounds like Seuss on the loose! Let's go for it! ~ More fun in a bubble bath. lol. :) gw Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 9/15/2020 5:38:00 PM Hello Jan ... yes indeed; fishermen call them 'blind mullets' down here. They have a tendency to be avoided - thank you Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 9/15/2020 3:11:00 PM I remember a movie where a guy threw a tootsie roll into a swimming pool and when it was seen, that cleared out the pool iin a hurry!! This toy same kind of thing. WEll done, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/15/2020 3:14:00 PM Ive not idea what a tootsie roll is ... but i can imagine lol - not the type of toy I would have purchased for my son but i can see why kids love it lol:-) hugs jan xx