Pong Poems - Poems about Pong

Sing the Ping Pong Song

I'll teach you the ping pong song.
You can all sing along - 
the ping song, ping song, ping song.
 
The words are easy.  You can't sing wrong.
Sing it loud and sing it strong -
sing pong, sing pong, sing pong. 

The Ping Pong Song

A return is impossible.  Feel the sting
of my vicious forehand...ping. 
My friend, I'm afraid you've got that wrong. 
Here it comes - my tenacious...pong. 
Hear this - my shot's resounding ring. 
I doubt you can repel that...ping. 
Take that, my unyielding counter...pong. 
Ah, the melody of the ping pong song.

Ping Song

Table tennis is a song - 
ping pong, ping pong, ping pong.

Once, A Pong Of Thyme

Once a pong of thyme
Adrift upon a gentle breeze
It’s herbal scents did find me
And it brought me to my knees

For once a pong of thyme
Inhaled by pauper or by king
Has that man an allergy
Then wheezing it shall bring

Though once a pong of thyme
Did test my hooter without ill
Alas a pong of garlic
Made me run for

Second

I know you've heard the story.
I think everybody has.
About the Downey boy who won second place
In everything that was.

In that Southern California city,
Downey was its name,
In every city-wide contest,
Dave's results seemed just the same.

Second place in pole-vaulting,
Second in wrestling, too,
Second in  the 100 yard dash
When Steve McCoy, past him, flew.

At least Dave did well in school,
Mostly

- Ping - Pong -

                               Silhouettes in black and white
                   

Pink Perforated Ping Pong Balls

Alfie was the first son of a billionaire
Who bought a golden cradle for his son and heir
There was no expense that daddy wouldn’t spare
And perforated ping pong balls didn’t feature there

On Alfie’s one year birthday daddy thought of Alfie’s birth
And wondered what gift he would choose from anything on Earth
He told his son, “Please tell

The Balls: A Parody of Poe's the Bells

I
Hear the bouncing of the balls--
Basketballs!
What a sound of merriment they cause when each ball falls!
How they echo, echo, echo,
Inside the gymnasium walls,
Arriving at a crescendo
While the spectators shout “Bravo!”
Drowning the referee’s calls;
And the players start
To make their last dart
Amidst the reverberation ricocheting off the stalls
From the balls, balls, balls, balls,
Balls, balls, balls--
From the bouncing

China's Outlawed Ping-Pong

In Red China they've just outlawed Ping-Pong
  You have to wonder what too them so long
     To have to play in a mask
     A near-impossible task
   But what got it banned were those skimpy thongs

King Pong

Not a man among us could believe the tales as told
A forty foot gorilla must be fable
This jungle is so hot by day but in the night so cold
It had been said our minds were quite unstable
For acting on the rumours when we’re not completely sold
Suggest we all deserve that ‘nutter’ label
But every man among

Lifelong, Beer Pong

Lifelong 
  Beer pong

  Sing song
  Get gonged

  Headstrong 
  He's wrong

  So long
  King Kong

Jinping Pong

China claims that the Taiwan Strait
Does not divorce it from its mate
But China's been busted
It can not be trusted
Since it reneged on Hong Kong's fate!

Lingual-Pong

Por favor 
  I’d like some more

Danke shoen
  Thanks again

Sayonara
   from Guadalajara

Ping Pong Parp

If you hear the sound of rat-tat-a-tat
It's not a woodpecker or a chattering cat
Tis George F. Latulence an aristocrat
Playing ping pong with his gold crested bat.

A competitor and show-off he deems to be
Dresses each day in his noble finery
Pantaloons his normal fancy day wear
His ancestry, finery, regalia, style flair.

He never shares glory or plays with

Ping Pong

The old man said to a young man,      
Each time he answered the phone.     
Hitch your wagon with a strong hand.    
Have courage, go far, and live long.    
Encourage yourself and take a stand.   
Expect the best and

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