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Pong Poems - Poems about Pong

Premium Member Once, A Pong Of Thyme
Once a pong of thyme Adrift upon a gentle breeze It’s herbal scents did find me And it brought me to my knees For once a pong of thyme Inhaled by pauper or by king Has that man an allergy Then wheezing it shall bring Though once a pong of thyme Did test my hooter without ill Alas a pong of garlic Made me run for...

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Categories: pong, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Second
I know you've heard the story. I think everybody has. About the Downey boy who won second place In everything that was. In that Southern California city, Downey was its name, In every city-wide contest, Dave's results seemed just the same. Second place in pole-vaulting, Second in wrestling, too, Second in  the 100 yard dash When Steve McCoy, past him, flew. At least Dave did well in school, Mostly...

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Categories: pong, childhood, sports,
Form: Dramatic Verse



Premium Member - Ping - Pong -
Silhouettes in black and white ...

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Categories: pong, humanity, words,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Birds Pong - No Birds Were Sniffed To Verify This Title
My tongue is tied around poetry Mind fried around metaphor Alliteration obliteration Oblique technique Enjambment enjoyment ended Ditty writing suspended Poetry smoetry Low ebb tree Bread free For birds That Sing...

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Categories: pong, bird,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pink Perforated Ping Pong Balls
Alfie was the first son of a billionaire Who bought a golden cradle for his son and heir There was no expense that daddy wouldn’t spare And perforated ping pong balls didn’t feature there On Alfie’s one year birthday daddy thought of Alfie’s birth And wondered what gift he would choose from anything on Earth He told his son, “Please tell...

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Categories: pong, humorous,
Form: Narrative



The Balls: A Parody of Poe's the Bells
I Hear the bouncing of the balls-- Basketballs! What a sound of merriment they cause when each ball falls! How they echo, echo, echo, Inside the gymnasium walls, Arriving at a crescendo While the spectators shout “Bravo!” Drowning the referee’s calls; And the players start To make their last dart Amidst the reverberation ricocheting off the stalls From the balls, balls, balls, balls, Balls, balls, balls-- From the bouncing...

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Categories: pong, 11th grade, basketball, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member China's Outlawed Ping-Pong
In Red China they've just outlawed Ping-Pong You have to wonder what too them so long To have to play in a mask A near-impossible task But what got it banned were those skimpy thongs...

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Categories: pong, fashion, sports, women,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member King Pong
Not a man among us could believe the tales as told A forty foot gorilla must be fable This jungle is so hot by day but in the night so cold It had been said our minds were quite unstable For acting on the rumours when we’re not completely sold Suggest we all deserve that ‘nutter’ label But every man among...

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Categories: pong, adventure, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Lifelong, Beer Pong
Lifelong Beer pong Sing song Get gonged Headstrong He's wrong So long King Kong...

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Categories: pong, animal, drink, farewell, song,
Form: Footle
Jinping Pong
China claims that the Taiwan Strait Does not divorce it from its mate But China's been busted It can not be trusted Since it reneged on Hong Kong's fate!...

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Categories: pong, international,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Lingual-Pong
Por favor I’d like some more Danke shoen Thanks again Sayonara from Guadalajara...

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Categories: pong, fun, language, word play,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Ping Pong Parp
If you hear the sound of rat-tat-a-tat It's not a woodpecker or a chattering cat Tis George F. Latulence an aristocrat Playing ping pong with his gold crested bat. A competitor and show-off he deems to be Dresses each day in his noble finery Pantaloons his normal fancy day wear His ancestry, finery, regalia, style flair. He never shares glory or plays with...

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Categories: pong, games,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ping Pong
The old man said to a young man, Each time he answered the phone. Hitch your wagon with a strong hand. Have courage, go far, and live long. Encourage yourself and take a stand. Expect the best and...

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Categories: pong, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Pinged Pong
My eager man bought me a wee thong which I put on to best get along but rubbing bugging attacks soon whacked my fore and aft crack. My pinged pong found his dingdonged thong wrong. ... CayCay August 7, 2019...

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Categories: pong, body, boyfriend, clothes, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Pong
Pong First commercially successful Video game technology Pong arcade video game Made by Atari Loved by millions instantly Started an 80 billion dollar industry Pong -no Ping- Just Pong Simplistic graphics still astound Mesmerized by the sound Blip Blip Pong, blip Blip Pong, blip Pong, blip PONG!!! Hah! Point made In the shade! First to eleven In Pong heaven Blip Blip Pong, blip Blip Pong, blip Pong, blip PONG!!! A social lubricant it became Relationships formed Playing the game- Rocking to our favorite songs Staying awake all...

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Categories: pong, childhood, fun, games, memory,
Form: Rhyme

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