Humorous Poetry Poems

These Humorous Poetry poems are examples of Poetry poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Poetry Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberPOTTY POETRY by JAN ALLISON

I’m frequently whisking my turds
Oh sorry, it’s twisting my words
My finger has got a break
I may make a miss steak
My speeling is that of dim...

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Categories: humorous, poetry, silly, word

Premium MemberFrom Betty Boop to Poetry Soup by Gershon Wolf
In '29 -- Betty Boop 
 In '34 -- Marx Bros. 'Duck Soup'  
  In '39 -- Benny Goodman's Jazz Group
  ...

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Categories: poetry, history, humorous,



Premium MemberI'M BOOKED INTO REHAB - NOT FOR CONTEST by JAN ALLISON
I’m telling you this, it’s no rumour -
Some people knock my sense of humour 
So I’ve ordered a cab
To take me to rehab
With poetry I’m...

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Categories: anti bullying, humorous, poetry,

Premium MemberEmitTime by Greg Gaul
before recently
never will
be new
again later...

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Categories: humorous, perspective, poetry, simple,

Premium MemberI KNOW THAT I CAN RHYME - INSPIRED BY CONTEST by JAN ALLISON
My rhyme is better than yours..
 I’ll say that without a pause.... 
and I know I've got just cause
 cos your poems are written for...

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Categories: humorous, poetry, poets, slam,

All Is Not Poetry by Joe DiMino
All is not poetry, I tell myself:
then relapse into rhyme 
without reason—season 
outside of season; for again 
I imagine blossoms in winter, 
snow that is...

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Categories: art, humorous, imagination, poetry,

International Digestion by Howard Dion
I’m in bed with my eyes closed and I hear a loud scary sound so I open my eyes, sit up, and look around the...

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Categories: poetry, fantasy, food, humorous, philosophy,

My Rare Disorder by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
I have a rare disorder that causes me to see everyone in the cast of any submarine movie as Don Rickles. Every bloody person is...

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Categories: poetry, boat, funny, humorous, ocean,

Can i ask you a question by CHRISTOPHER QUIGLEY
Lateness slows me down
I physically go slower
But i love ipmerfections.
Go up to someone today and repeat Can i ask you a question?
Then walk away with...

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Categories: humorous, poetry,

Premium MemberSouper-Selfies by Nina Parmenter
Poems are selfies for brains,
Parading our joys and our pains,
We’re not sharing faces,
But much deeper places -
We’re hanging our souls out for praise!

We type them...

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Categories: poetry, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium MemberHippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - DON'T LET THE TITLE PUT YOU OFF READING by JAN ALLISON

The sponsor chose words I’ve never heard of before
So if I don’t win the contest I’ll declare he’s a bore


It’s axiomatic that I’ve an altruistic...

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Categories: humorous, poetry, words,

So Long As The Poet Amuses Them All by Joe DiMino
Poetry is breathing out
graces of the heart; 
for unlike other writing,
such exhalation 
transcends words:
whether scented with sulfur
or mint de jour 
poetry is the soul’s lure
dangling...

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Categories: humorous, nonsense, poems, poetry,

Premium MemberRemember by PAT Adams
I'm at the age where memory
Is nowhere near my strongest point
IF I'm asked about names and things
I'm most certain to disappoint!

As I get older, it...

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Categories: humorous, lost, memory, poetry,

Premium MemberLimerick by niall fulham


A humorous rhyme five lines in time
Three metrical feet you must meet 
Three four different beats  
Only got two metrical feet’s
Last line joins one...

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Categories: poetry,

Premium MemberDeciphering Emoji poetry by Lewis Raynes
What do these Emojis mean 
When sent to me en masse,
Should I read much into them, 
Should I even ask,

What a seed beside a smile...

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Categories: poetry, funny, humorous, innocence, technology,

One Told of Old by Michael Robinson

One Told of Old

To think or not to think
To see or not to see
To speak or not to speak
To be or not to be
Those are...

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Categories: poetry, analogy, community, deep, funny,

Premium MemberShoo Flies by PAT Adams
When offered a job to shoo flies
He said, "I just can not comply"
The job dismissed
He then said this,
"Their feet are too small to apply!"
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Categories: humorous, insect, poetry,

Premium MemberThree High Haiku's by PAT Adams
The dream to fly high
Scattered puffy clouds below
A goose honks to pass

He cliff dived a lot
No water, the jump was hot
The landing was not

First skydiver...

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Categories: adventure, humorous, poetry,

Premium MemberBarefoot Writer Indeed by Jerry T Curtis
I saw me an ad on my home page
It's one I just couldn't resist 
"Become a Barefoot Writer"
And join the chart topping list
I though, what...

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Categories: depression, humor, humorous, poetry,

Premium MemberB C 25 ooo FLATFOOT ROADSTER 700 POETRY IN MOTION by James Edward Lee Sr.
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Categories: poetry, appreciation, car, endurance, fashion,