Brad Pitt Handsome Cowboy
He was Brad Pitt handsome, and the girls were giddy about him.
Lived his days out on the range, favoring his horse and canteen.
Looked like a country western star, but never sang a tune.
Mysteriously quiet, did not use many words, worked hard.
Married a woman once upon a time who was as quiet as he.
Did not work
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Categories:
pitt, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose Poetry
Pitt Pang Boom
her term was declimaxation
she decribed it as a verb for lacking interest
and heightening ones value through
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Categories:
pitt, blessing, encouraging, engagement, guitar,
Form: Rhyme
Brad Pitt
All-American actor and heartthrob, Brad Pitt.
With legions of women, he's a huge hit.
His image and reputation, mostly intact.
Hollywood "pretty boy" that can act.
Date written: 12/24/2021
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Categories:
pitt, celebrity, people, tribute,
Form: Clerihew
Magician Pitt
There was a magician named Pitt
used a spell lickity spit
But during a trick
He simply vanished
Where in the world did he go;
7/9/19
written by James Edward Lee Sr.
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Categories:
pitt, adventure, analogy, appreciation, fantasy,
Form: Limerick
Pitt Crew
Brad Pitt
Is in a terrible fix.
Angelina wants 10 more babies.
Does Ferrari make a bus?
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Categories:
pitt, life, people
Form: Clerihew
My Fire Pitt
MY FIRE PITT
Pull up a log and have a seat.
Around my fire pit.
The moon is full.The breeze is cool.
Shadow's dancing all around it.
The crackling embers float up high.
Get captured by the dew.
Like our tears we all must cry.
God wipes them dry for you.
Sip some cider. Cook a dog.
Marshmallow's blackish
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Categories:
pitt, naturefire, fire,
Form: Verse
Fighting Over Brad Pitt
(This is a fictional poem)
Demi Moore decided to dump Ashton Kutcher and now she wants Brad Pitt.
But so does Lindsay Lohan and they were having a fit.
They went at it and they were clawing, punching, and even biting.
These two busty ladies really were fighting.
I came along and told them that they shouldn't fight over Pitt.
I
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Categories:
pitt, funny, love, people, me,
Form: I do not know?