i dunno why
but have you ever come across a Somersetshire mob?
i'm talking squalls and screams in the night
sister of Satan stuff
i'm looking for people with a reputation for learning
and sobriety
will i find them?
i look through other alarms on my phone to see what they are called.
one reads, 'pretend to celebrate St. Crispian's Day'
i was intending to get in tons of balloons and pie
i saw the F1 movie and have recreated the press conference scene
in the kitchen. i am getting cheekier by the day.
He was Brad Pitt handsome, and the girls were giddy about him.
Lived his days out on the range, favoring his horse and canteen.
Looked like a country western star, but never sang a tune.
Mysteriously quiet, did not use many words, worked hard.
Married a woman once upon a time who was as quiet as he.
Did not work out, for they had no common interests.
She wanted an in-house husband, he wanted a camp roll and stars.
Brad Pitt handsome, wasted on a horse. Sigh.
All-American actor and heartthrob, Brad Pitt.
With legions of women, he's a huge hit.
His image and reputation, mostly intact.
Hollywood "pretty boy" that can act.
Date written: 12/24/2021
There was a magician named Pitt
used a spell lickity spit
But during a trick
He simply vanished
Where in the world did he go;
7/9/19
written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Brad Pitt
Is in a terrible fix.
Angelina wants 10 more babies.
Does Ferrari make a bus?
MY FIRE PITT
Pull up a log and have a seat.
Around my fire pit.
The moon is full.The breeze is cool.
Shadow's dancing all around it.
The crackling embers float up high.
Get captured by the dew.
Like our tears we all must cry.
God wipes them dry for you.
Sip some cider. Cook a dog.
Marshmallow's blackish goo.
Tell a tail that scares the most.
Sending shivers all around you.
My favorite time of year is Fall.
It's smells and harvest moon.
The vibrant color's all around.
And your love snuggled up beside you.
MAFLongfellow
(This is a fictional poem)
Demi Moore decided to dump Ashton Kutcher and now she wants Brad Pitt.
But so does Lindsay Lohan and they were having a fit.
They went at it and they were clawing, punching, and even biting.
These two busty ladies really were fighting.
I came along and told them that they shouldn't fight over Pitt.
I told them that he's not worth it.
They both looked at me like I was some kind of a nut.
They stopped fighting each other and then they kicked my butt.
They put me in the hospital and I'm depressed.
If I ever see any other women fighting, I'm going to mind my own business.
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