Fighting Over Brad Pitt
(This is a fictional poem)
Demi Moore decided to dump Ashton Kutcher and now she wants Brad Pitt.
But so does Lindsay Lohan and they were having a fit.
They went at it and they were clawing, punching, and even biting.
These two busty ladies really were fighting.
I came along and told them that they shouldn't fight over Pitt.
I told them that he's not worth it.
They both looked at me like I was some kind of a nut.
They stopped fighting each other and then they kicked my butt.
They put me in the hospital and I'm depressed.
If I ever see any other women fighting, I'm going to mind my own business.
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