Fighting Over Brad Pitt

(This is a fictional poem) Demi Moore decided to dump Ashton Kutcher and now she wants Brad Pitt. But so does Lindsay Lohan and they were having a fit. They went at it and they were clawing, punching, and even biting. These two busty ladies really were fighting. I came along and told them that they shouldn't fight over Pitt. I told them that he's not worth it. They both looked at me like I was some kind of a nut. They stopped fighting each other and then they kicked my butt. They put me in the hospital and I'm depressed. If I ever see any other women fighting, I'm going to mind my own business.