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Pissant Poems - Poems about Pissant


The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray

...The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray

Apalachee High School,
located in Winder, Georgia
witnessed an active shooter,
whereby the alleged lone gunman
(actually just a t...
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Categories: pissant, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

What happened to my sex drive?

...What happened to my sex drive?

(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of -- 
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone).

Once pronounced libido of mine 
took kamikaze nose dive,
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Categories: pissant, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse



Galley slave to obsessive compulsive disordered behavior announces

...Galley slave to obsessive compulsive disordered behavior announces...

Fore score minus xv orbitz ago
from being centenarian
strong contractions forced me
to pass thru cervix,
buck naked bare l...
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Categories: pissant, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberInside Out

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Digital fuzz in my ears
And I'm blowing bubbles
Watching them burst
In mirrored sunlight

This is what you get
Take it from the bottom
And tear it up to the top
Such fractured...
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Categories: pissant, anxiety, confusion, how i
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberThe High Note

...The fat lady, lips in shape of par excellence “O.” The viking hat makes her taller and more ominous. Faces flicker like torches in the dead of night.

operatic score
the deafening metal shriek
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Categories: pissant, murder, violence,
Form: Haibun



100 99 98 Off To the Land Of

...Wynken Blynken and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee 
barked up the wrong tree – 
reed don my mongrel friend)

This poetic endeavor doth not boast nor brag
to take digs on fr...
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Categories: pissant, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme

Dizzying Hullaballoo Linkedin Parochialism Touting Xmas

...breeding frenzied jawboning 
nastiness, rock'm sock'm vermin 
zealously, dizzying hordes kickstart 
outrageous trampling, xMen busting

displays, heralding luminary 
pastoral times, Xing Bethle...
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Categories: pissant, abuse, allusion, boxing day ,
Form: Light Verse

What Happened To My Sex Drive

...(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of -- 
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone)

With a flam boy hunt deft jais nais sais quois 
firm lickey split tongue
and two bell yule ...
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Categories: pissant, age, appreciation, blessing, color,
Form: I do not know?

Yes, I Pier Irma Donned To Crush Mar a Lago Estate

...To Crush Mar a Lago Estate, and lower the Economic debt ceiling...

Now that DACA docked amidst 
marshy tidal outskirts of Poker flats 
(readied to be sunk) off shore 
(beach combing divers – ec...
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Categories: pissant, america, anger, anxiety, crush,
Form: I do not know?

Take

...take me home tonight.we doubt our own existance.lovers pout moan and 
pissant.trees crowd the roaming field and,we double roam and shield fans....
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Categories: pissant, friendship,
Form: ABC

Book: Reflection on the Important Things