Galley slave to obsessive compulsive disordered behavior announces

Galley slave to obsessive compulsive disordered behavior announces... Fore score minus xv orbitz ago from being centenarian strong contractions forced me to pass thru cervix, buck naked bare lady, I ranked as only grandson sharing same surname as Aaron, (mine paternal grandfather) me the sole heir – foreshortened to Sol Aire evinced scrawniness then (as shown via ultrasound), which at birth became crystal clear, unbeknownst to parents obsessive hidden compulsive predilection pronounced with social anxiety affliction manifested later in life, whose mental health of mine, would find me at sea schooled in counting fish, where I did flounder with anguish, nevertheless as newborn human being, the propensity with panic attacks a decade plus years in future whereat yours truly would wallow in despair meanwhile bundled cuteness ranked as excelsior, though said infant extremely agitated and fussy, I possessed unusual fear witnessed in scrunched and furrowed brow slightly resembled quirky pissant outlier tipping the scales courtesy old fashioned analog needled gear greater or lesser than seven pounds (minus or plus a few ounces) with a mass of (the following feature fabricated) dread fully locked hair, otherwise a gangly sack of many lovely bones, whereat obstetricians could not help themselves but jeer thus upon exiting birth canal found yours truly anxiously twirling loose kinky follicular fibers according to medical records prevaricated, courtesy poetic character sketch, whose trademark embellishment endemic beginning to end of poem, (your job dear reader to distinguish fact from fiction) reasonable rhyme now resumes along current frayed thread stitching baby me finding strands of hair wrapped around fingers surmising in retrospect, I felt bored without access to world wide web infant versus aging baby boomer expressed at early stage individuality, and nonestablishmentarian stance sporting knotty harried styled swiftly tailored quasi/pseudo dreadlocks, gave Medusa a run for her money (before they were in vogue) tough as hemp cord an anomaly, which no app could compare, boot nonetheless highly adored and valued more than fine spun gold resembling inimitable indestructible filaments, when taut could lift off the ground a board dill low, which no reference manual could address even topnotch experts queried, could not explain outrageous constituent rare peculiarity the likes never seen before, though still insured, a novel boot nada so critical freak of nature ma lord hirsute component partitioned in a triple tier moored substantial pressure upon noggin, entwining, looping, spilling somehow interweaving insync with umbilical cord into a mass of whirled wide webbed wear suitable for four seasons, which bamboozled, grew like Kudzu into an immense globular mass galore 'bout the size of Rhode Island) after one year hoar more, and wove in part from stem cell threads, nor ceased proliferating after birth placenta accrued intact and immediately put in cold store room, a by very peculiar product tinged with strands of strawberry blond hair evoking how lioness would roar cocooning, contriving, and conveying this tiny dude into self concocted hermetically sealed giant spore miniature mummy, who without doubt looked like a lady bug hide entombment able to survive thermonuclear war as a minor subsequent repercussion the downy side understood, impenetrable forest filched countless growing years, without jesting, when figurative messed hair em scare em bedlam reigned as a supreme nest sans shrieking obsessed invisible hoodlums broke free their electric kool aid acid test from maximum security solitary confinement investment for naught busting andirons weighing down with reinforced steel trap door cladding didst not bar compulsive banshee like imps of thee pervert, but merely slow down minuscule limbs emulated a hitchhiker thumb upon will could assume Alaska Bull Worm sized Albatross shaped anchorage) unsinkable (short term) screaming, rebelling, quaking, atomic sized banshee beastie boys, et cetera with fiery zest.