Piss Up Poems - Poems about Piss Up

...James and Peter Found a messed up cat litter Close by at Peter's A cat is amiss The litter smells of cat's piss The missus remiss The miss is too slow To clean the cat's messy show The ca......Read the rest...

...Being Bob Bob, is just an ordinary guy in every sense of the word. Five ft eight inches tall, a little on the chubby side and has lost most of his hair. No one pays much attention to Bob, that’s j......Read the rest...

...Born into a band of heavenly bliss he wrote about territorial piss One song so deep it dripped from ceilings liked to eat fish, coz they have no feelings? Married a madwoman her name was (Love......Read the rest...

... The flesh sashays... so slowly... in time. Live long enough you'll become orphaned. Pray. the orphan is filled with chimes of sweet memories. The soul will certainly release from the chains ......Read the rest...

... The National Science Foundation outsources to Colleges, today's mental assassins to secretly censor you using "wisedex" among other things. "Wisedex" is in the shadows of academia, a dee......Read the rest...

...In a Stolen Moment by Michael R. Burch In a stolen moment, when the clock’s hands complete their inevitable course and sleep is the night’s dark spell, I call it a curse, seeking the force,......Read the rest...

...I cannot write of love, For I know nothing of it. So I shall write of you Did you know your head tilts when you listen to me? Or when you’re anxious to get in a game you start to jump up and d......Read the rest...

...I welcome the grogginess. That dulling of my senses. Until the walls turn to hazy grey. My hand coming in and out of focus. Another two fingers of whiskey swirling in my glass. “Bottoms up” ......Read the rest...

...The cold stairs, the cold, hard, stairs, the cold, hard concrete stairs, the cold, hard, concrete, piss-stained stairs. He climbs, climbs to the stars, the cold, hard stars, climbs to the sta......Read the rest...

...I can eat like a pig, As well as, drink like a fish. I can piss like a racehorse, Or even bark like a dog-. In my youth, I could run like the wind, And at t......Read the rest...

...It would be fine indeed, if we could wash out the mind each morning. Thoughts get stale, the mind like an air deprived swamp, begins to stink, and the only way to go out into the world anew ......Read the rest...

...Good is getting better and bad is getting worse. - CS. Lewis. ~~~~~~~ It happens. In a bad moment the whole world gets screwed up, not just your world but theirs and those. Pigs gr......Read the rest...

...What would happen if god was on fire? I wouldn’t piss on god if he was on fire; I would beat him with a rod until he’s put out. If that’s what teaches children not to play with fire, He will lea......Read the rest...

...The 10th July 2009 7 soldiers died on the front line Panthers Claw the op was called Sangin district is where we toured 2nd battalion the rifles had a few bad days With many a soldier still in......Read the rest...

...Raindrop keeps falling On my head.. But it isn't rain It's urine and some drunk guy mistook my tent for a portapotty It's so ing hot and humid and now my tent smells like hot piss What a in......Read the rest...