What Would Happen If God Was On Fire?

What would happen if god was on fire? I wouldn’t piss on god if he was on fire; I would beat him with a rod until he’s put out. If that’s what teaches children not to play with fire, He will learn too. But i would put him out, i’m not a monster like some ‘One’. Who purposefully makes it so, an unbaptised baby will suffer. Hell is too harsh, For a baby at least. But for someone who sent their baby to heaven early, Hell is that Mother’s destiny. What would happen if a god was under fire? If god was under fire he’d beg me for my mercy and hope i can withhold my fury, If a fetus is your enemy, you’re no god of mine. - Charlie