Pilchard Poems - Poems about Pilchard

...[A classic example of a tale that wouldn’t Behave itself] Pilchard the penguin shed icicle tears He cries at the movies as Christmas time nears While watching ‘The Snowman’ he claps and he che......Read the rest...

...Penguin the pilchard leapt onto the ice He flipped and he flopped and arrived in a trice He took a deep breath and he held it and then He bellowed with all of his might… “MEN!” Pilchard the pen......Read the rest...

...[For the uninitiated and for the avoidance of confusion, this poem features a Penguin called Pilchard and a Pilchard called Penguin] _____________________________________ Pilchard the Penguin h......Read the rest...

...Pilchard the penguin was going to school He waddled alone, he knew no-one at all There’s a hole in the ice and a fish called out “Why the long face, what are you sad about?” Pilchard the pengui......Read the rest...

...Pilchard said, “Mummy, what creatures are we?” She said, “We are Penguins, we live by the sea.” Pilchard said, “Mummy, could I be an ape?” She said, “There’s no trees in this icy landscape.” Pi......Read the rest...

...Prawn and Winkle Custard Prawn and Winkle Custard A delicacy and delight Much nicer than Pilchard Jelly Sounds disgusting and contrite I’m partial to Bat wing stew Though not to the taste of ......Read the rest...

...Today is a warm calm sunny gentle Winters day at the local beach. Aquamarine blends into tuquoise then turns deep blue ultramarine. The gently lapping sea fades into a misty purple hue on......Read the rest...