Pilchard Poems - Poems about Pilchard

[A classic example of a tale that wouldn’t Behave itself] Pilchard the penguin shed icicle tears He cries at the movies as Christmas time nears While watching ‘The Snowman’ he claps and he cheers But cries when the friendly snowman disappears This year he vows to make one of his own Although he knows that when it melts he will...

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Penguin the pilchard leapt onto the ice He flipped and he flopped and arrived in a trice He took a deep breath and he held it and then He bellowed with all of his might… “MEN!” Pilchard the penguin said, “Where have you been?” And then asked his friend, “What on Earth have you seen?” Penguin the pilchard said, “I’m telling...

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[For the uninitiated and for the avoidance of confusion, this poem features a Penguin called Pilchard and a Pilchard called Penguin] _____________________________________ Pilchard the Penguin had heard a loud cry A reindeer was plummeting out of the sky He quickly re-counted and saw with dismay It was a herd… just ahead of a sleigh He stepped to one side to be clear of...

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Pilchard the penguin was going to school He waddled alone, he knew no-one at all There’s a hole in the ice and a fish called out “Why the long face, what are you sad about?” Pilchard the penguin said, “It’s my first day, I hoped I would make a new friend on my way.” The fish said, “I’ll ask you your...

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Pilchard said, “Mummy, what creatures are we?” She said, “We are Penguins, we live by the sea.” Pilchard said, “Mummy, could I be an ape?” She said, “There’s no trees in this icy landscape.” Pilchard said, “Mummy, could I be a bear?” She said, “You might have to fight that white one, there.” Pilchard said, “Hmmm, a giraffe might be nice.” She...

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