Pilchard the Penguins New Pal

Pilchard the penguin was going to school
He waddled alone, he knew no-one at all
There’s a hole in the ice and a fish called out
“Why the long face, what are you sad about?”

Pilchard the penguin said, “It’s my first day,
I hoped I would make a new friend on my way.”
The fish said, “I’ll ask you your name if I may,
Then, if you don’t eat me we’re friends from today.”

Pilchard said, “Pilchard, that is my name.”
The fish said, “Hah, good one, you’re playing a game!”
Pilchard looked puzzled, “It’s Pilchard, it’s true.”
The fish said, “Who gave such a daft name to you?”

Pilchard the penguin looked terribly sad
The fish said, “I’m sorry I made you feel bad,
I guess that it’s quite a cute name as it goes
But, Pilchard, you’re ‘penguin’ right down to your toes.”

Pilchard took one or two steps on his way
The fish said, “Don’t go off to school feeling gray.”
Pilchard said, “Okay, Fish, what is your name?
You’ve had a good laugh, perhaps I’ll do the same.”

The fish said, “I wonder if my mum and dad
We’re rather like yours and we’ve both been had.
You’re Pilchard the penguin, but I’m just as bad
I’m Penguin the pilchard, now isn’t that mad?”
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Fowler Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 5:25 PM
LOL. Very cute and funnyTerry! :)
Flood Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 4:18 PM
Thanks again, Linda. Pilchard has rescued me from an otherwise vacant mind. So I’m glad you’re enjoying. Terry
Summers Avatar
December 18, 2022 at 7:21 PM
Much enjoyed your continuing tale of Pilchard. John
Flood Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 4:20 PM
Thanks, John. FYI… Pilchard is about to lift the lid on wildlife documentaries. Terry
Clarke Avatar
December 16, 2022 at 4:03 PM
I am a fan of this character :-)
Flood Avatar
December 16, 2022 at 4:27 PM
Thanks, W.J. Appreciate your fandom. Terry
Bauer Avatar
December 16, 2022 at 1:40 PM
this is just adorable! i'm crazy about this character, terry - keep 'em coming!
Flood Avatar
December 16, 2022 at 4:29 PM
I’ll do my best, Ilene. I’m working on one, but it’s getting longer and longer and longer… might need some editing. Glad you’re enjoying ‘Pilchard’s’ escapades. Terry
Cunningham Avatar
December 16, 2022 at 1:06 PM
This cold snap has certainly inspired you Terry. You should write a few of these for a children's book. Enjoy your weekend. Tom
Flood Avatar
December 16, 2022 at 4:33 PM
Thanks, Tom. Pilchard began life as Pinky but there was no logic behind his name, so I thought ‘what’s cold and begins with P’… google didn’t help. But the little gremlin in my head came up with Pilchard. If I ever get another cat, his/her name will be ‘Pilchard’. Terry
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