Pilchard the Penguin

Pilchard said, “Mummy, what creatures are we?”
She said, “We are Penguins, we live by the sea.”
Pilchard said, “Mummy, could I be an ape?”
She said, “There’s no trees in this icy landscape.”

Pilchard said, “Mummy, could I be a bear?”
She said, “You might have to fight that white one, there.”
Pilchard said, “Hmmm, a giraffe might be nice.”
She said, “You could never stand up on the ice.”

Pilchard said, “Mummy, could I be a parrot?”
Mummy said, “Son, you’d stand out like a carrot.”
She said, “You’re a Penguin, is that so displeasing?”
And Pilchard said, “Yes, ’cause I’m f-f-f-freezing!”
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Sambourne Avatar
December 28, 2022 at 1:10 PM
Here in Canada, the near frozen north, we do live like penguins (so in need of a thaw out). A fine write! Be well. Sincerely, Brian
Radice Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 1:42 AM
One big smile and thums up comin' your way Terry. :) Very good. Enjoyed. Cheers - Gary
Flood Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 4:14 PM
Thanks, Gary. I seem to have wandered blindly into a mini series. Don’t mind really, my mind was otherwise a little vacant. Alas, later episodes have become a little verbose… just can’t help myself. Terry
Fowler Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 5:24 PM
Very cute write Terry. Poor little Pilchard. LOL :0
Flood Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 4:16 PM
Thanks, Linda. Pilchard shall return. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Clarke Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 2:42 PM
Great charm and humour. Love it! :-)
Flood Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 4:31 PM
Thanks, W.J. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Bauer Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 2:09 PM
terry - this is just adorable! i especially love the way you've drawn out the last word (very appropriately) to squeeze out a few extra syllables - very clever!
Flood Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 4:31 PM
Got to confess, Ilene. I nearly posted this in its first form where the chilled stammer at the end was a very naughty word (obviously asterisked out), but I decided that maybe Pilchard would feature in one or two more episodes, so I kept it child friendly. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Summers Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 1:37 PM
You don’t see many penguin poems. I’m happy to have seen this one. Great ending. John
Flood Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 4:27 PM
Thank you, John. Once I’ve dotted a few ‘I’s and crossed a few ‘T’s, this particular Penguin poem will become a series of er… two at least. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
De Beaulieu Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 11:18 AM
Hello Terry Flood, His mother should keep him warm. Merry Christmas. Enjoy your day my friend.
De Beaulieu Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 2:44 PM
Hello Terry, yes who would have thought a penguin would have a problem like that. I love the penguins. I think they are adorable. Merry Christmas. /Darlene
Flood Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 12:29 PM
Thanks, Darlene. A penguin with an identity crises… who’d have thought it? Terry
Cunningham Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 7:40 AM
Lol, remember watching a wildlife program about male penguins in Antarctica, it was minus god knows what, they were rigid protecting the females eggs. I was dithering watching them. Tom
Flood Avatar
December 15, 2022 at 12:27 PM
It’s an ancient gag, Tom, but my mind is drawing a blank right now, so I’m clutching at straws. Terry
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