Pigging Poems - Poems about Pigging

...He would eat puddings and pies galore And kept swelling and swelling some more So when his stitches popped That's when his britches dropped Rumpled and crumpled up on the floor......Read the rest...

...His appetite was like none before He would eat till he could eat no more So he just got fatter But what does it matter If he can never get out the door......Read the rest...

...How privileged yet am I to be full free each end of May in having still a long and lazy three-day holiday of pigging out at barbecues and swilling dirt cheap beer -- plus snapping up big-screen bo......Read the rest...

...If you complain of walking with a limp, it’s because you’ve morphed into a blimp and you’re eating fast food far more than is healthy for a bird, or are you human? Take my advice, make a drastic ......Read the rest...

...enthralled forr noww ineptta jazza bop the stomp "she" 2is a sheep she said the.traces pearls plentyful made in skyy/ scuffed /landscapes/embraces/ invented /fluxes rendetion ......Read the rest...

...I don't feel like doing a thing today Sounds lazy you may say I don't care what's been said Not getting out of this bed My clothes are wrinkled and hair is messed Crawled to the loo, not getti......Read the rest...

...PERPETUUM MOBILE I must go down to the pigging shops again To Morrison, Tesco, Aldi or maybe Lidl For I Just went there for the sodding milk in vain How could I forget! it really is a riddle ......Read the rest...

... Boast brownies baking in dirty palm oil bacon fat Sugar-coated swine vanilla cupcakes; pineapple upside down snout snacks, so coconut phone hasty ... Sound-byte puff pastry Flour-f......Read the rest...

...Buy 6, get 1 free, 5 for $8, what a great sale! Spent more, save more, bargains galore to reap and bale. Buy more than you need in gluttony's holy grail You'll drink more, eat more, when fridge st......Read the rest...

...Pigging Out Gain weight Big waist 3-6-2016......Read the rest...

...The House That Jack Built 3 Frequently we youngest four gathered bottles that were strewn in ditches, And along the railroad track, Then glide our feet over well-worn steel rails on the journey b......Read the rest...

...Remember being young and all screwed up skipping school with your buddies to get nice and high pigging out on some munchies with some looser guy Remember being young and all screwed up getting drunk ......Read the rest...