Not Doing a Thing

I don't feel like doing a thing today Sounds lazy you may say I don't care what's been said Not getting out of this bed My clothes are wrinkled and hair is messed Crawled to the loo, not getting dressed Flopped on the couch, slapped on the TV Pigging out, swilling beer, getting nothing out of me Not going to work, not doing a chore My feet are not hitting the floor You may say this all sounds crazy How can a grown man be so lazy You say this is no way to act Let me tell you friend this important fact Here's how I get away with such fooling around The wife is on business out of town