Lyric Pets Poems

~~~~~~~~Irene~ Panagiota’s Caiico Cat~~~~~~~~~
             
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Licky butt, oh, licky butt
Lick your bum my lovely puppy
Gonna feed you a dead guppy
It's belly up
So feed it to the pup....

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I'm an old, old dog (I'm an old, old dog)
I'm an old, old dog (I'm an old, old dog)
How about you?
You an old dog too?
I...

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Anonymous-- like that one.
Ode to the pea-size hat
that likes to play a tune
wherever it's at.

Coming home, enjoying
one or two, put it on 
the cat who...

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Alternate Lyrics for a Blind Willie Johnson Song

I had a dog could hunt, lord
I had a dog could hunt
Come over here and lick my hand
I...

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O, little birdy,
	haven’t you heardy?
	You will be plucked today.
Cooing and lovin'
	soon in the oven
	baked on a silver tray.
Glazed honey sweetened
	you will be eatened
	served on a...

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more or less to "Ally Oop"


I like to take a dump in my mommy's back yard
(Take a dump. Take a dump.)
Sometimes it's soft, sometimes it's...

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Does anybody want a treat?
Savory or bittersweet?
Come in from the street 
For something to eat
Does anybody want a treat.

Does anybody want to play?
And have a...

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My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee
I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer
If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery
They might deport...

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MISSSter Buttons, 
	with the butt-butt-buttiest butt
MISSSter Buttons, 
	that run-run run-around mutt.

He loves to lick you in the face
He'll follow you to outer space
He'll bark at...

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Maybe God wanted to paint 
this charming creature white;
but when about to finish, 
ran out of paint;
And the result—a pied beauty! 

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Winner (5th Place), Picture...

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It is sheer hyperbole
To call him so,
A creature much different 
From Van Winkle’s Wolf, 
Who would snarl at his own master.
Or the proverbial Marcus, 
Almost...

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TWO STONE PUPPIES
When your puppies were dying,
you didn't notice me crying.
I know they licked your face,
and did the things all puppies do,
Oh! Lord!
I cried for...

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The dogs can see the dreams like we,
They can get fright, their tales have power,
They want for spring, they want to free
Flirtation like a bloom...

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Throw on her sweet roses for in quiet she reposes,
for her heart was so very tired-  I had to let her go
but she will...

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