Cupped Pepperoni
The Story Behind Cupped Pepperoni.
Vino bon Pepperoni, the first man to cup his pepperoni. After being lost in the Mediterranean sea for nine weeks at the age of 13, the story become legend. Vino bon Pepperoni went missing after his parents took him to the beach in Sardinia and left him alone
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Categories:
pepperoni, humor,
Form: Free verse
When I Was a Pepperoni Pizza
I got the chills
The shivers
The shakes
My cheese chattered
I crossed my pepperoni
Frozen like a popsicle
I hid myself in the far back
of the icy dungeon under a hamburger pizza
How about a pizza? A giant asked.
The door opened.
The giant reached in and plucked me out
I was set down on a wire rack in a warm
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Categories:
pepperoni, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Personification
Categories:
pepperoni, angst, food,
Form: Senryu
Categories:
pepperoni, food,
Form: Concrete
Pepperoni Pizza
My husband likes to kid around
And loves to tell a joke,
Expecting all will understand
The humor that he spoke.
I've heard them all before and some
Recur in certain places,
So he can coax a smile, perhaps,
From unfamiliar faces.
In restaurants (not pizza ones),
His order always ends
With "a pepperoni pizza,"
For the chuckle he intends.
So last evening, in a tavern,
We were
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Categories:
pepperoni, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A Pepperoni and Mushroom Biscuit Pizza Winter Day
the snowflakes make your smile shine
i laugh softly as you try to catch one on your tongue
you are completely careless and totally unaware of life and what it is
six hours removed from leaving the hospital after your ninth heart surgery,
i just let you be free because by golly you deserve it
i think i will
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Categories:
pepperoni, beautiful, blessing, day,
Form: Free verse
With Pepperoni
Two brothers from Wichita
Borrowed 600 dollars from Ma,
Needing money to pay college fees,
They repaid their debt with ease-
Selling Pizzas from a hut,was a breeze.
Tribute to Don& Frank Carney of Pizza Hut fame
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Categories:
pepperoni, business, food, people
Form: Narrative