Pepperoni Pizza

My husband likes to kid around
And loves to tell a joke,
Expecting all will understand
The humor that he spoke.

I've heard them all before and some
Recur in certain places,
So he can coax a smile, perhaps,
From unfamiliar faces.

In restaurants (not pizza ones),
His order always ends
With "a pepperoni pizza,"
For the chuckle he intends.

So last evening, in a tavern,
We were shocked and quite unnerved
When, along with what we'd ordered,
Yes - a pizza we were served!

It was topped with pepperoni
And the server was confused
When we said we didn't want it,
But the waiter was amused.

We apologized profusely
And they wouldn't take our money.
Here's the moral of the story -
Some jokes simply aren't funny.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Rigoler Avatar
September 6, 2017 at 11:46 AM
Pepperoni on pizza is that for me; it makes me very thirsty. I'll even take anchovies over pepperoni! Loved the way the poem moved. / M
Dietrich Avatar
September 3, 2017 at 9:05 PM
That was a great joke on HIM. HOw cute! I came to this one just for its yummy title.
Flats Avatar
September 3, 2017 at 8:35 AM
Cracked me up! I'll take that pizza...
Allison Avatar
August 30, 2017 at 11:07 AM
A very amusing story I bet its the last time it does that Ilene lol - I adore pepperoni pizza so he has good taste indeed :-) hugs jan x
Bauer Avatar
August 30, 2017 at 10:14 PM
You're right, Jan! I think the pepperoni pizza joke has been told for the last time (lesson learned!)
Mcconnell Avatar
August 30, 2017 at 10:52 AM
A lovely story Ilene, penned so well, real nice tale!
Bauer Avatar
August 30, 2017 at 10:10 PM
Thank you, Gordon! Much appreciated...
Rodrigues Avatar
August 30, 2017 at 10:35 AM
A great one, Ilene! Any truth to this? My husband always has to be the funny guy too. Upon winning 100 dollars in a poker game, "can I have that in $1,000's? Rolling my eyes but loving the jokester he is :)
Bauer Avatar
August 30, 2017 at 10:10 PM
100% true, Kim! My husband and yours would get along very well...
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