When I Was a Pepperoni Pizza

I got the chills The shivers The shakes My cheese chattered I crossed my pepperoni Frozen like a popsicle I hid myself in the far back of the icy dungeon under a hamburger pizza How about a pizza? A giant asked. The door opened. The giant reached in and plucked me out I was set down on a wire rack in a warm sauna A wonderful warm sauna. A door slammed It got really dark. Dark as the freezer, but warmer. I began to smile. Warming up all over....