Peewee Poems | Examples


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Acceptance is dire 
I let this be known
my only desire
was to feel that I belong 
The empty will devour
everything that I own
The silence gets louder
The longer I go on
It seems I must face 
this world all alone
for I am no longer
the one headstrong
not a friend in the world
nowhere to call home 
I guess this is not 
the place I belong
there's nothing here
The love is all gone 
so I guess I'll take
what's left of me 
and move on
maybe the next life
is where I belong©

Peewee 11/28/2021
Categories: peewee, anxiety, dark, depression, desire,
Form: Free verse

Touchy Feely Santa

Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea
Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee
He's too touchy feely
Eyes are hard and steely
He's soused from too many a martini

I hate to call ol' Saint Nick a boozer
But to tell the truth, he's just a loser
Soused more than a tiddly
He's not worth a diddly
Too much hooch turns him into a schmoozer

Christmas tree. Decorated Christmas tree...
On your green branches, don't let Santa pee
He gets a bit foggy
Thinking he's a doggy
He'll lift a leg and expose his peewee
Categories: peewee, christmas,
Form: Limerick


Silly Hat

Hey silly hat jumping on my bed. How do you jump with no legs? Silly hat why you ate all my pickles? I thought you was going to give me a nickel. There's mud you put on my floor. Now I have to chase the cat you let out of the door. you are messy, messy, messy  you silly hat. Messy, Messy, Messy I say. Why did you have to ruin my day?  Go back in the closet and onto the shelf. Just let me play by myself. You fed my goldfish some my cat food. Why silly hat? Just be cool.  Your jumping and flipping on and off the wall. You even let the air out of my brother's basketball. I finally caught you silly hat with my butterfly net. You have to be put away because you have cause a mess. Now that the hat is put away the mess I have to clean will take forever and a day. If you have a silly hat in your way leave it in the closet so it doesn't ruin your day!!!
Categories: peewee, adventure, childhood, children, cute,
Form: Rhyme

Destiny

When we were peewee, even before

we could see. There was put forth a 

decree for a love that shall span from

ocean to ocean, from sea to sea. made

In Heaven and shall always be, twix you 

and me. It's Destiny.
Categories: peewee, best friend, blessing, confidence,
Form: I do not know?

The Three

This is about the three, who had a master's degree, very snooty and got great glee treating people crappy.

They stayed busy as a bee with plenty of money, couldn't see the forest for the trees, they remained peewee.

Couldn't figure why life had gone awry, even though they were very sly life kept giving them a black eye, they were petrified.

Life had put 'em on their knees. Then they started to foresee life's not just about the three. So they made a decree and became devotees.

Then kissed the old self goodbye, the wrong they rectified, life became clear skies.

Now if you don't want to be the fall guy, getting high on your own supply while life is keeping you on stand by. Then you.must come to agree. Life is the Queen Bee and there's much more to life than the three.I, My...ME!
Categories: peewee, blessing, celebration, conflict, dedication,
Form: I do not know?


Premium MemberPeewee Herman

Saturday mornings were the best
How I loved to catch your show
Your high energy naughtiness
Your effervescence was contagious
Delighted me and left me in awe
Peeking my curiosity and
Capturing my imagination
So creative and quirky
Meticulously choreographed
Perky and hysterically funny
A surprise around every corner
I was way older than what
Anyone would call a big kid
But you made me fall in love
With the youth I never had

It shocked us all when
You let us down but we forgave you
You’ll always be a genius in my eyes


Submitted on 
January 6, 2018
Categories: peewee, creation, fantasy, fun, imagination,
Form: Free verse

Their Car

loiters in his car
a dad-mama's New Year gift
true homeless loser
peewee bald redneck goofy  
merry andrew racist drum
Categories: peewee, bullying, hate, racism,
Form: Tanka

Apples and Oranges

Peewee Orange upset the apple cart
                                For Mr. Adam who had a apple mart
                                     So they hacked each other
                                   And packed up Queen Mother
                             Who got the pip and ate the apple tart

                                                  óóóóó
Categories: peewee, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

Mmm Men

Sexually you took over
Mentally I was your shoulder
physically you're a peewee with a 
stroke that should've killed me
Emotionally your still carrying the 
pain your ex brought. Thinking I'm 
the pickup truck so you can let it all 
go So you can breathe so it can 
drop. 
I guess not
-BRY
Categories: peewee, people
Form: Free verse

The Camping Trip

The Camping Trip
It was a cold, Gay night. Rosie O'Donnel and Kermit The Frog cuddled around the campfire,
Singing *****songs and eating eachother out.

Soon they got tired, climbed into their Assholes, and eventually fell asleep. Suddenly,
they were both wide awake. There was a loud raping sound outside the tent. Kermit The Frog
grabbed Rosie O'Donnel's cock and held on for dear life. Rosie O'Donnel started chanting,
“Here Lives the Lion, Only In Kenya, Only in Kenya Do we have Lions” over and over again.

Then into their tent fell their friend Jollie Rogers, The Magical Bro Dragon. Jollie
Rogers, The Magical Bro Dragon had been thirsty and had gone into the house for some Rough
Sex 12 Times in one Night. Now the cum was on the floor of their tent. But they all had a
good laugh and went back to sleep.

It turned out to be a very gay camping trip. And maybe next time they'll even leave PeeWee
Hermns's backyard.
Categories: peewee, funny
Form: Narrative
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