Peeing Poems - Poems about Peeing

...As i reported my stalker and identity thief 2002 to the FBI she began climbing into my window for poetry my grandfathers world war 11 medal information this resulted in her arriving with a gunman to ......Read the rest...

... When we set out on a road trip We didn’t stick to the old script And were gladly amazed And rarely unfazed Hitting strange towns though some were skipped We started from Thatsnot, OK Which ......Read the rest...

...The rhyme "Hey diddle diddle" For me poses a riddle: What possible need Has a cat for a fiddle? A cow might jump over the moon, So I'm told, If a milkmaid's hands Are unexpectedly cold. Which......Read the rest...

...Hog tied in the back seat you drove me to your home blindfolded and beat you put me on the couch you free me but not for long you chain me to the bed in the basement whip me on the back I scre......Read the rest...

...What's the most important thing in life It's love love sweet love There's nothing else has even comes close More than anything else above Call me an over-the-hill silly old duffer But ......Read the rest...

...Some poet have beautiful eyes Some poet drink other liquor to the gills Some poet are known for their swearing Some poet are good at fighting Some poet spend money like it is water Some poet bea......Read the rest...

...My cucumber needed hydrocarbon So, I thought to pee in my garden Thought my cucumber would grow But what did I know... My cucumber began to harden My tomatoes were as hard as a rock, true......Read the rest...

...What's the most important thing in life It's love love sweet love There's nothing else has even comes close More than anything else above Call me an over-the-hill silly old duffer But ......Read the rest...

...It's hard to smile in Frisco, with feces on the ground Equally difficult in Chicago, where crime abounds downtown But there's always 'sunny Florida,' from which leftists are fleeing No......Read the rest...

...I begin again on the same path I take every day, past the familiar fences, hedges and duck under the same sag of overhanging trees. Past the house with the sociopathic dog, the cottage st......Read the rest...

...Life is a series of demands. Hurry up, perform. Do your homework, write a paper, oh and read 300 pages, get in those volunteer hours, grab those lab credentials. I get busy, caught up in projects ......Read the rest...

...It's "Pick on Santa Season." Have a go Making fun of him peeing in the snow He's a red-faced fellow When it changes to yellow He tries to distract folks with, "HO HO HO!" Santa Claus loves go......Read the rest...

...Bride of Frankenstein does not like the scene she is seeing. Her husband looks so delightful, he might be peeing. Elvira Mistress of the dark is losing her clothes loud and proud. Her large headli......Read the rest...

... insulting yet a sponsor on a site where you compete is much akin to little men a-peeing their own feet a mystic rose by any name is lovely as can be so be a mensch, clean up your stenc......Read the rest...

...Hey everybody it's Saturday Night And I am free and single And what that means is It's time to gather the boy's And head downtown In search of a crowded dancefloor Full of fever hottie's......Read the rest...