Peeing Poems - Poems about Peeing

Coughing or sneezing simultaneously seems to lead to a slight unexpected tinkle at the wrong time and place...

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The sound of a cow peeing is the wettest sound, let go like a bucket slush on a barn slab or so my grandfather used to say. When my son comes home I hear his fire hose upstairs and remember how it was to decompress so quickly. Grandad once came out of the men’s room shaking his head, and when I asked why, he...

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Didn't know there's rules I didn't know Till someone told me bout peeing in the snow Gotta chuckle outta me Filled me with glee Will I be frozen in time like Marilyn Monroe...

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Often found that peeing is exhilarating Especially when there's a fresh fall of snow awaiting Writing your name Guarantees peeing fame “The Official Book Of Records” will be waiting...

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They say love is like peeing on your uniform Everyone can see it but only you feel the warmth It felt so good it did When you were a kid Nothing else mattered, not even your warts...

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Why is the sea salty, I think I know Because of all the pee I'm sure My conscious brain thinks it weird, To release the pee into the water here. Between the legs, into the salty dune, Now there is no possibility of stopping for sure Standing here, letting it free, A sense of relief takes a spree The sea is lovely...

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Monah Kaur and Robert Kumar fled from London, came to ‘Hindustan’; tied the knot The 'Singhs' stopped their songs and 'Kumars at no. 42' burnt their studio; this rebellion; they will forget not A petite piece of land was gifted by Uncle Prem to mark their freedom With much thought the newly wed called it Garden of Eden They...

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A peeing machine, a peeing machine That's what I've now become About every two hours like clockwork It's off to the toity I run While making a speech at a banquet Right smack dab in the middle That old biological urge rears its head And off I go for a piddle Considered installing a porta-pottie In every room of my house It sure would make...

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