Peeing Into the Sea On a Summer Evening

Why is the sea salty, I think I know Because of all the pee I'm sure My conscious brain thinks it weird, To release the pee into the water here. Between the legs, into the salty dune, Now there is no possibility of stopping for sure Standing here, letting it free, A sense of relief takes a spree The sea is lovely vast and deep, But everybody has urges to meet. A lot of pee can make it eek, So let's stop it here after the first leak.