Funny Patriotic Poems
These Funny Patriotic poems are examples of Patriotic poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Patriotic Funny poems written by international poets.
Get Er DoneGET’ER DONE
I don’t like a bragging bigot,
Tall in stature, but in class, a midget
A man of faith, a fool to some
But at least a...
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america, hope, patriotic,
Irony of PurposeIt is funny!
Very funny how
A masked preacher can preach honesty;
And even points at the wrongs with his
Fingers of hypocritical righteousness…
We stare with grim...
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anger, pain, patriotic, political,
GolfI do not like our national leader
If I had a pet shark, he'd be a feeder
Hard to believe he's not a big joke
Oh what a...
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patriotic, crazy, funny, horror, humor,
The First LadyThe First Lady
Classy.
Yes she is.
Breathtaking too.
No question.
Powerful, intelligent, smart, funny, and more.
Everything we could ask for.
Speaks several languages,
Knows how to dress.
Represents...
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patriotic, america, beautiful, hope, inspirational,
The QuestNone keeps its inventory
But it creeps into a story
A story of a modern society
Which is plural in nature;
Partly of a rural nurture
Partly of an urban...
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patriotic, africa, betrayal, community, conflict,
Prez DonPrez Don by James Edward Lee Sr.
Prez Don
Has won
Millions
Billions
No one
Cares sad
More cash
than Clairol
How he
Get job
Messy
Prissy
Hair comb
Best left on
Worst yet
Best kept
Got hunch
Didn’t launch
Clear dump
Vote Trump
11/15/17
by...
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patriotic, celebrity, community, engagement, funny,
The SpeechwriterNot too many decades out of college
I finally landed my first full-time job,
as a White House speech writer.
I know,
you would expect
I would not start at...
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patriotic, earth, freedom, humor, integrity,
Happy 4th of July- Patriotic RepostIn order to save some money
Which in hindsight wasn't smart
Me and my buddies got together
To make our own fireworks
And as luck would have it
We...
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patriotic, funny, humor, independence day,
Patriot Parade Part 2Mexico again and more Injun and back to Mexico,
Tick off Lakota, Dakota, Cheyenne and Arapaho,
The Great Sioux War and lots more fuss before we invade...
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america, funny, history, patriotic,
Limericks Crochetes: Once a Cardsharp Comic Called Don Dump
Limericks crochetés: Once a cardsharp comic called Don Dump
Once a cardsharp comic called Don Dump
Made father’s money jump during slump
Dreamed of ruling this earth
Joined campaign...
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destiny, leadership, patriotic, rights,
Vive Le Canada Libretranslation below
Vive le CANADA Libre
Toujours merveilleux
Toujours grand
Toujours libre
Terre de libertés
PKP, PKP, jamais ne volé mon pays
PKP, PKP, jamais ne volé mon pays
...
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funny, inspiration, patriotic, political,
A Soldier RemembersA Soldier Remembers
In this evil world a few old men do still truly tell
the battles, gory losses and places their buddies fell
Painting the scenes of...
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patriotic, appreciation, courage, devotion, inspiration,
Apollo's StarsApollo's Stars
Apollo Creed’s the flag waving type
Sporting old glory for his Rocky fight
And when he got knocked
Right on his clock
He not only saw stars but...
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funny, patriotic, sports,
BulletsBullets.
Funny thing with bullets trillions of them are fired every year
hitting nothing only pushing air aside for a brief moment.
Bullets are not birds...
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patriotic, war,
Women In CombatWOMEN IN COMBAT
By Leonard Kleeman
Women in real combat, can that really be?
The news article had a great big headline.
It stated that when outdoors, women can't...
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Categories:
courage, patriotic, soldier, women,