Funny Patriotic Poems
These Funny Patriotic poems are examples of Patriotic poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Patriotic Funny poems written by international poets.
Get Er DoneGET’ER DONE
I don’t like a bragging bigot,
Tall in stature, but in class, a midget
A man of faith, a fool to some
But at least a...
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Categories:
america, hope, patriotic,
Irony of PurposeIt is funny!
Very funny how
A masked preacher can preach honesty;
And even points at the wrongs with his
Fingers of hypocritical righteousness…
We stare with grim...
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Categories:
anger, pain, patriotic, political,
Filial ChildFilial Child
Halfway to heaven,
so thrilled to be saved.
My life,
changed forever.
Filled with your spirit,
wrestles to serve.
On fire…
in the night,
running through the streets,...
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Categories:
patriotic, angel, dedication, heaven, hope,
One Nation Under GodOne Nation Under God
From sea to shining sea,
manifest destiny.
Every American third grader,
from 1960 and before,
could recite all the most important facts,
and...
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Categories:
patriotic, heaven, inspiration, journey, meaningful,
The Crowned DeadThe Crowned Dead
The growing of green things,
should concern all of us.
The fires burning in far lands,
can still reach US(a).
There are all...
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Categories:
patriotic, allah, america, immigration, obituary,
Dangerous VisionsDangerous Visions
I see you and you see me.
We are not free anymore.
Or at least that is your intent.
You place the bonds...
you brought...
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Categories:
patriotic, allah, angel, anti bullying,
The CarcassThe Carcass
The best part of the meal,
the bones, the things others throw away.
The wingtips, the neck, the gizzard, the lizard...
a fowl needs to...
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Categories:
fishing, inspirational love, patriotic,
NumbersNumbers
Life is measured.
How much can you do?
Whimsical ideas,
dashed to the rocks...
in favor of older methods, sure of return.
Courage beyond position,
ambition to prove...
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Categories:
patriotic, bible, chocolate, encouraging, holocaust,
GolfI do not like our national leader
If I had a pet shark, he'd be a feeder
Hard to believe he's not a big joke
Oh what a...
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Categories:
patriotic, crazy, funny, horror, humor,
What Party Are YouWhat Party Are You?
Huh?
Does it matter?
Who I voted for?
I am alive,
so it was legal.
I have not been dead,
for thirty years.
Surely...
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Categories:
patriotic, allah, america, atheist, metaphor,
Historical OutlawsHistorical Outlaws
What, are you talking about?
I am saying that we have a past.
It is full of guns, and law,
and law breakers.
It...
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Categories:
patriotic, america, imagery, leadership, memorial
Impeach My PeachesImpeach My Peaches
I voted for Donald Trump.
I wanted a change in life.
I wanted to believe,
that my country,
still was the best in...
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Categories:
patriotic, abuse, allah, america, angel,
Stolen StatuesStolen Statues
The glory of yesterday,
taken down and destroyed.
Pummeled into dust,
by those that stole their rights,
to be where they are.
They promised good...
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Categories:
patriotic, allah, america, angel, atheist,
Snow AngelsSnow Angels
We laid in the deep snow,
powder white, like “new” can only be.
It was fun for you, it was fun for me....
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Categories:
patriotic, christian, christmas, december, good
Careful WordsCareful Words
Often our mouth(s) is(are)
two steps ahead of,
anything we think.
That is if we think at all.
Which remains to be seen,
or in this...
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Categories:
patriotic, allah, america, discrimination, freedom,