David Fisher Poet Limerick

Apollo's Stars

Apollo's Stars

Apollo Creed’s the flag waving type
Sporting old glory for his Rocky fight
And when he got knocked
Right on his clock
He not only saw stars but saw stripes


Advice Per Simmons

There once was a man named Simmons
Who loved to advise men and women
And his strongest suit
Was choosing fresh fruit
But don’t buy persimmons, per Simmons


Much Needed Invention

I don’t mean to give apprehensions
To this much needed invention
But when it turns brrr
If I can’t wear fur
Give me full body hair extensions

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Maurice Rigoler February 5, 2015 at 8:51 PM Really got a kick reading these limericks. You have a real facility for them. Thanks for reading Anne Boylen. / M

Heather Secrest March 4, 2014 at 9:30 PM Love the lymrics!! I like the first one the best. You have an obvious sense of humor! Great writes!!!

Andrea Dietrich January 26, 2014 at 1:04 PM haha, they got better and better. Second and third ones I loved the most!!!