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Apollo's Stars

Apollo's Stars Apollo Creed’s the flag waving type Sporting old glory for his Rocky fight And when he got knocked Right on his clock He not only saw stars but saw stripes Advice Per Simmons There once was a man named Simmons Who loved to advise men and women And his strongest suit Was choosing fresh fruit But don’t buy persimmons, per Simmons Much Needed Invention I don’t mean to give apprehensions To this much needed invention But when it turns brrr If I can’t wear fur Give me full body hair extensions

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Date: 2/5/2015 8:51:00 PM
Really got a kick reading these limericks. You have a real facility for them. Thanks for reading Anne Boylen. / M
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Date: 3/4/2014 9:30:00 PM
Love the lymrics!! I like the first one the best. You have an obvious sense of humor! Great writes!!!
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Date: 1/26/2014 1:04:00 PM
haha, they got better and better. Second and third ones I loved the most!!!
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