Get Your Premium Membership

Paternity Test Poems - Poems about Paternity Test

Paternity Test Poems - Examples of all types of poems about paternity test to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for paternity test.

Premium Member Mackie Avellen Is a Cad
...Sue's livid with Mackie Avellen He's ditched her for her bestie Ellen I pity poor Sue Not sure what she'll do As her pregnant belly's now swellen Now Mackie is nasty cad He’s den......Read the rest...
Categories: paternity test, betrayal,
Form: Limerick



As the Stomach Turns
...As the world turns my stomach does too knowing that all my children are confused, unemployed and young and restless all the day through, and my husband of 30 years decided to leave me for so......Read the rest...
Categories: paternity test, humor, satire,
Form: Light Verse
Father To Be
...he never wanted to be a father he told himself that he would do everything in his power to fend off all possibilities of spawning & he lived fast, wanting to die young--- burning bridges & rolling to......Read the rest...
Categories: paternity test, life, father, father,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Son
...my son will always be different his father proclaims his innocense of pregnancy how true a paternity test is to reveal the same DNA from father to son what a beautiful son he will miss......Read the rest...
Categories: paternity test, caregivingfather, father,
Form: Free verse
I'M Eric Cartman's Father
...(This is a fictional poem) I became Eric Cartman's father after I slept with his mother. She turned out to be a very lousy lover. A paternity test showed Cartman's mom to be a hermaphrodite. Bu......Read the rest...
Categories: paternity test, father, funny, son,
Form: I do not know?




Book: Reflection on the Important Things