Funny Parrot Poems

He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
	He ate a carrot,
	became a parrot.	
Now, isn’t that just too funny?...

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I.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.

II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree 
In which...

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Eh-eh! Wow hush-hush and shush! 
       Dear , why are you in such a Josh?
       You can talk to the  cock in dark;
You can sing,...

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to talking parrot
depends on  owners culture 
to speak well, badly......

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Champ was there ready to go 
Feeling really defensive about this attack though 
Problem was the Canes were not there 
Did they not care? 
“I...

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A man in a black patch is yar
And parrots make good mates by gar
With an optional hook
And a dastardly look
Any pirate is bound to go...

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I’ll pluck the poisonous parrot with a PROVERB:
‘Nob’dy can make you feel inferior without your consent!’*

(But WHY
Would I give my consent,
ANYWAY?)

(Because it’s a habit!)
(Because DREAMS...

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once a parrot named kevin

wanted to go to heaven

so he flew and flew

but when out of view

was forced to land in akron....

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I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that...

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The Parrot. 
The café in our village has shut. The couple who ran it left
when their parrot died. They had kept the place open for...

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I know of a parrot called Lewis
Whose impressions went right just through us
      With his amazing charm
   ...

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Under the sea lived a parrot.
She loved to play with a ferret.
Then upon one day,
In the month of May,
They both shared a yellow carrot....

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