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Foul Mouth Parrot

I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.

(This is a fictional poem)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 10/7/2014 3:52:00 AM
This is so funny Randy! I love your rhymes! I am laughing at this. A 7 from me! I really like it. Great poem on the light side my poet friend. God bless you! xxxx D.
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Date: 10/6/2014 2:01:00 PM
LOL love the humour here:-) hugs Jan xx
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