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Patriotic Parody Poems

These Patriotic Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Patriotic. These are the best examples of Parody Patriotic poems written by international poets.

What Did I Do - In Putins Own Words

What did I do,
Quite the disaster, but if only they knew
The depth of the hole I find myself in,
Thank goodness ambition is no mortal sin.

I...

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Categories: betrayal, death, parody, patriotic,

Lawrence, a Modern Saga, Part the First

They called him Lawrence of Neasden
And he dressed in Khaki shorts
And he always rode a camel 
Which he kept in his car port
Oblivious to the...

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Categories: adventure, fun, irony, parody,

Watch Me In Action Until He Departs - In Trumps Words

The more I think the more I'm sure
The odds were stacked as all can see,
The Media's rotten to the core
At least on that we should...

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Categories: parody, fun, hilarious, humorous, patriotic,

Iuribus

A HOUSE DIVIDED
 
What right do you have to tell someone 
Else how to use their bodies like they should

You don’t run their life and...

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Categories: parody, abuse, america, analogy, anger,

Empty Icons I

Empty eyes of the empirical sum
Empty heads of the ruling elite 
Change the channel on 
the TVs alternative news feed

Slip into the the next digital...

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Categories: parody, allegory, america, analogy, art,

Fury For the Masses Ii

It was always for the dyeing.
See the amazing 
two headed asexual 
gang of socialite housewives 
revealed on prime time
for their anti-social media 
love for handguns...

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Categories: parody, addiction, america, anger, animal,

Another Daring Deed - In Trump's Own Words On Soulemani's Death

Yes, I’ve done it once again
Removed a seeping cancerous pain,
Soleimani’s dead and gone,
The devil’s agent, the Ayatollah’s pawn.

Long the source of all things bad,
Few if...

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Categories: anxiety, humor, parody, patriotic,

Mr Archie Bunker

Mr. Archie Bunker
For the good ole days did hunker
   
   Confronted with 'ethnics' or punkers
   He turned green at...

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Categories: parody, patriotic,

Please Let Me Have My July 4th - As Spoken By Trump

I want a parade 
Let it be huge
No chance I’ll be swayed
Don’t be a scrooge.

Lot’s of Brass Bands
Marching Marines
The clapping of hands
This thing’s in my...

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Categories: parody, birthday, humor, independence day,

Nationwide Adverts

Nationwide adverts are written so fine,
talking the talk of a walk that's sublime,
no mention of accounts that'll grow over time,
your attention's attained through these nursery...

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Categories: parody,

Poeta Decepta

expecta O' Greta great dep·re·depta
snitchie fumes crud 

Senate weaselin' words

mosaic-speak fungals thrall-truth up your nostrils
unmasked civil·a·tons 

square crotch per smile

poeta decepta leaks India unda bear
panda...

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Categories: america, parody, patriotic, political,

Ding Dong the Wicked Witch Is Dead

Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.

Trade unionists bounce along...

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Categories: parody, adventure, angel, beautiful, business,

Haikus About God: Ii

Invisible chap
Bearded egomaniac
Probably not real...

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Categories: parody, allah, angel, angst, animal,

Diverse

Oh say can I see 
By the big florescent lights
Once so proudly now has fell
Fell into reality? 
Fell into right? 
Fell into a time where...

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Categories: parody, grief, history, humorous, introspection,

Parody of a Soldier

Eagerly joining the nation's martial order,
Becoming Uncle Sam's itinerant boarder,
Pledging to defend my country's border,
Against foreign malice and internal disorder.

Callously disregarding my own personal ambition,
Carelessly...

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Categories: parody, introspection, war,