Happy Parody Poems

Sanity is the domain of the intellectual
Those who lack intellect are indeed insane
The ultra-rich are happy because they feel
It is their birthright, the poor are...

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An Auld Lang Syne Happy New Year!

Let me tell you ‘bout my body parts
While in sobriety
They’re as old as an old farts
Oh, auld lanxiety

(chorus)
For auld...

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Do your thing
And let me do mine
Let me laugh and sing
I’m absolutely fine
Leave me alone
Let me do my thing
Let me have fun
Let the bells ring
All...

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Why would I do this
What was in my head
My charmed life of bliss
Perhaps irreparably dead?

Yes I'm a fighter
A grifter of old,
I deserve a fate brighter
But...

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What did I do,
Quite the disaster, but if only they knew
The depth of the hole I find myself in,
Thank goodness ambition is no mortal sin.

I...

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Don't eat the bear 
and the bear won't eat you
Don't stomp on flowers
Don't spit on the dew
If you are a bad person
your life will worsen
But...

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to the tune of Home on the Range

In the woods, in the gloam
There’s a muttering gnome
Like his mind, he’s wandered away
And he should be interred
Yes,...

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...But of course the sun banished the moon,
Ripper woke his normal size,
his stomach quite big from the rib roast,
but otherwise he seemed fine.
At first, I...

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It was probably three weeks ago
when I sent my dog outside,
he had all of his business to do,
then he’d come in for the night.
I busied...

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Long live in halcyon days 
of yore the golden age 
of my history mysteries 
known to none but one.

My inner terminal washed 
in ancient memory...

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We six sheep of Bethlehem be
Bogg, Whiff, Wheep, the triplets and me*
We all get fed and sleep in this shed
It's simple, but so are we!

O...

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In the winter I realize 
I became a cat moving from one cozy spot to the next. 
I stretch and lay. 

I watch the snowfall...

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( To be sang to the tune of - " Let's Go Fly A Kite! "
 - from Mary Poppins. ) 

When Snow White lived...

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My hungry and charming (ego?) cat

I have a soft and charming cat,
Always the center of attention 
And thinks he’s really where it’s at.  
But...

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Parody of
Happy Together.
By the: Turtles
Song writers: Alan Gordon/Garry Bonner

Within your heart, there used to be,
a flame of love that burned so bright,
that all could see.
Reflections...

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