We Six Sheep of Bethlehem Be

We six sheep of Bethlehem be
Bogg, Whiff, Wheep, the triplets and me*
We all get fed and sleep in this shed
It's simple, but so are we!

O star of wonder, star so bright
Guiding strange folk here tonight
Unsuspecting sheep affecting
Oh, what a holy fright!

Who's these people? Oh Golly Gosh!
What's a'doing? Bish! Bash! Bosh!
There's a stranger in our manger,
Offsprung into our nosh!

O wondrous star, so satnav wise
Heaven guiding fat rich guys
Who needs peasants bringing presents?
Kings give the best surprise!

It's them shepherds - oh, what a pain!
Nosy types - a sheep's daily bane;
Off their backsides from the hillsides
Interfering again!

O wondrous star, O shiny thing
Even a sheepie can look at a king
Happy greetings, birthday bleatings
Who knew the sheep could sing?

O party star, O star so true;
Kings and shepherds having a do
Dancing clapping, no chance napping
What's a tired sheep to do?

Our bedroom's filled with brilliant light,
With people that we didn't invite
And something odder in our fodder;
Oh, for a Silent Night!

*Sheep can count but, as Eric Morecambe might have said, although they have the right numbers, they are not necessarily in the right order.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 1/22/2022 1:25:00 AM
Haha. Golly gosh! Great piece! Thanks.
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Date: 1/19/2022 3:50:00 PM
Beautiful poem. I really enjoyed it. Thank you
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Date: 1/28/2022 1:06:00 AM
Thank you, Catherine, I am pleased you enjoyed. LL
Date: 1/19/2022 3:16:00 PM
Hi Lee, Excellent poem and it rhymes perfectly to the tune of we three Kings. I laughed so hard as I read on. What an imagination you have! I enjoyed reading it so much I just had to share it with my husband and 86 year old Mom. Keep em coming!... Way too funny :-D Going to read more of your poems now. Cheers Anne :-)
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