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Beauty Parody Poems

These Beauty Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Beauty. These are the best examples of Parody Beauty poems written by international poets.


All hail The Silver Skins
 (with nudity optional)


Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. 

I don't object to...

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Categories: parody, columbus day, community, earth



Premium Member Hercules Got This Dance
   Hercules peered out on the dance floor
     spotted beautiful Delilah holding court

   Scanned the room for...

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Categories: beauty, hair, parody, strength,

Premium Member My Perfect Imitation of a Pilot
My perfect imitation of a pilot in motion
cautiously pushing forward, paying attention
to all details is a trick of the virtual imagination...
using agile hands, as if...

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Categories: beauty, future, loss, parody,

Premium Member I Wandered Lonely As a Swan
"I wandered lonely as a cloud."
                   ...

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Categories: bird, feelings, me, parody,

Let's Enjoy This Feast - a Parody
{To be sung to the tune of "Beauty and the Beast" from the same musical}



Dinner bells, they chime
Calling out to me
Today's dish depends
On the market...

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Categories: parody, food, song,



Premium Member Union
"What is this strange place we find ourselves in
Trapped in the open, we find ourselves within"



Who can hear the forest still
Its light and mist fall...

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Categories: parody, beauty, extended metaphor, nature,

What You Say To a Cat What a Cat Thinks
What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Categories: parody, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,

This Picture Ain'T Pretty
She ain’t the belle of the ball anymore
She’s not the picture
hanging on the wall
	           ...

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Categories: beauty, imagery, parody, people,

Premium Member Parody To Kubla Khan
Sacred River calls to my soul heart
Surrounded by woods that keep us apart
In Xanadu surrounded by incense a plenty,
I find my mind alive with memories...

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Categories: parody, poetry, poets,

Premium Member Socialist Coup 2020
Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?


A...

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Categories: parody, addiction, allegory, anxiety, earth,

Pie In the Sky
Pleasant pondering never be realized,
the pie in the sky for now satisfied.
The biggest slice in need of pursuit,
the cherry on top as attitude.
Succulent projections by...

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Categories: 12th grade, parody, silly,

What They Say It Is
WHAT THEY SAY IT IS.

The fashion and law which euphemize every flaw
Is the reason for different notions.
He who's bald, grave authority is extolled,
The insolent is...

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Categories: 1st grade, parody,

Ataxia the Beautiful
Ataxia the Beautiful!
With apologies to Samuel A. Ward

O beautiful for spacious sighs,
No art, fine motor disdain,
For Purple Mountain labilities,
Absolve off tune refrain!
Ataxia! Ataxia! God shed...

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Categories: parody, courage, health, loss, marriage,

Premium Member Where's My Shovel
As I sit here writing my next prose,
It has begun to snow,
Its beauty overshadows the end result.

I know that come tomorrow I will need
to shovel...

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Categories: parody, february, home, march, nature,

You Are So Beautiful
You are so beautiful like Helen of Troy
So brainy, special, and unique
Nobody can compete you
Her smiling reflection answered from the mirror
She was lost in her...

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Categories: betrayal, pain, parody, peace,


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