Funny Parents Poems
These Funny Parents poems are examples of Parents poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Parents Funny poems written by international poets.
You Look Nice
parents, father daughter, fun, funny,
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
as his black coffee cooled
he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...
From The Couch
age, funny, humorous, parents,
From the Couch (3/7/23)
From the couch
I see all
When they stand
And when they fall
I lean back
On the couch
Change to chill
From a grouch
From the couch
I give orders
Derivatives With Limits
parents, cancer, funny, god, hero,
Working over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The...
A Parents Love
childhood, parents, pride,
Thirty two years ago today
Our family was complete
With the arrival of a baby boy
Overdue, nine pounds, perfect and sweet
The purest love we had ever known
The Duck With No Web Feet
parents, emotions, encouraging, feelings, funny,
This little duck didn't have webbed feet
Other ducks laughed when they'd meet
His mama said, I think it is really neat
He swims and waddles to his...
parents, character, childhood, deep, family,
Why do we call it planet earth
when water makes it blue?
Why does the sea always run away
then run right back to you?
How does a caterpillar...
The Psychic of Psyched
parents, dream, faith, funny, irony,
There once lived a man named Dean
Who said he had a psychic gene
But to one they knew
That it wasn't true
Cause he repeated the same routine!...
love, parents, sky, teacher,
It is a beautiful spring morning, ...
Scooter Was Protected by his Parents
Scooter was never told no.
He was always built up and admired.
Adored by two ridiculously doting parents.
If he did anything wrong, they covered it up.
THE RED VELVET CHRISTMAS ROBE
christmas, feelings, memory, parents,
Oh, that special Christmas, unlike the ones today.
When little girls wore such beautiful clothes.
Decades before jeans and running shoes.
Curled hair, pretty bows and we had...
hair, parents, pets, youth,
I was named Paulette, ...
A Boy Named Sue
When I was born I was too ugly
That my parents didn't like me.
So they named me Sue
For I looked like a shoe;
Life is tough for...
Why Are Parents So Mean
parents, child, food, fun, funny,
Why Are Parents So Mean?
Why are parents so mean,
when I won't eat anything green?
No broccoli, brussels sprouts, green beans, or green grapes,
these will always stay...
marriage, parents, romance, today,
Laughter and ruin tells the story, of our...
From Black Water
drink, parents, teen, youth,
My mom and dad loved drinking coffee black, the coffee pot was full and never did...