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Funny Parents Poems

These Funny Parents poems are examples of Parents poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Parents Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member You Look Nice
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
	as his black coffee cooled
	he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...

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Categories: parents, father daughter, fun, funny,

From The Couch
From the Couch (3/7/23)

From the couch
I see all
When they stand
And when they fall

I lean back
On the couch
Change to chill
From a grouch

From the couch
I give orders

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Categories: age, funny, humorous, parents,

Premium Member Derivatives With Limits
Working over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The...

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Categories: parents, cancer, funny, god, hero,

Premium Member A Parents Love
Thirty two years ago today
Our family was complete
With the arrival of a baby boy
Overdue, nine pounds, perfect and sweet

The purest love we had ever known

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Categories: childhood, parents, pride,

The Duck With No Web Feet
This little duck didn't have webbed feet
Other ducks laughed when they'd meet
His mama said, I think it is really neat
He swims and waddles to his...

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Categories: parents, emotions, encouraging, feelings, funny,

Little Einstein
Why do we call it planet earth
when water makes it blue?

Why does the sea always run away
then run right back to you?

How does a caterpillar...

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Categories: parents, character, childhood, deep, family,

Premium Member The Psychic of Psyched
There once lived a man named Dean
Who said he had a psychic gene

But to one they knew
That it wasn't true

Cause he repeated the same routine!...

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Categories: parents, dream, faith, funny, irony,

Premium Member Baby Girl
It is a beautiful spring morning,                   ...

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Categories: love, parents, sky, teacher,

Premium Member Scooter Was Protected by his Parents
Scooter was never told no.
He was always built up and admired.
Adored by two ridiculously doting parents.
If he did anything wrong, they covered it up.
They lied...

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Categories: drug, parents,


Oh, that special Christmas, unlike the ones today.
When little girls wore such beautiful clothes.
Decades before jeans and running shoes.
Curled hair, pretty bows and we had...

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Categories: christmas, feelings, memory, parents,

Premium Member Paulette 1
I was named Paulette,                     ...

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Categories: hair, parents, pets, youth,

A Boy Named Sue
When I was born I was too ugly
That my parents didn't like me.
So they named me Sue
For I looked like a shoe;
Life is tough for...

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Categories: parents, funny,

Premium Member Why Are Parents So Mean
Why Are Parents So Mean?

Why are parents so mean,
when I won't eat anything green?

No broccoli, brussels sprouts, green beans, or green grapes,
these will always stay...

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Categories: parents, child, food, fun, funny,

Premium Member Ruin
Laughter and ruin tells the story,                                     of our...

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Categories: marriage, parents, romance, today,

Premium Member From Black Water
My mom and dad loved drinking coffee black,                    the coffee pot was full and never did...

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Categories: drink, parents, teen, youth,