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Funny Parents Poems

These Funny Parents poems are examples of Parents poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Parents Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member momz - or what r u going to do
I’m enjoying spending time with my mom - we have an intimacy braided like rope. I forgot how funny she is. At the same time,...

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Categories: anxiety, humor, mom, parents,



The Nigerian Super Eagles
In the land of Nigeria, strong and bold,
Super Eagles soar, stories to be told.
To the final they’ve flown, no easy feat,
God’s grace and hard work,...

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Categories: adventure, africa, parents,

This coming summer
I have visited 
my grandmom
who lives in
saint louis

and maybe
you had that plan too,
in this coming 
summer

and thanks to God 
I made it this spring 
and...

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Categories: parents, appreciation, brother, children, family,

Ayla at Two
Ayla at Two

With a fistful of raisins and
Chocolate-flavored goatee,
Your favorite Dora tee shirt
Splotched red from your spaghetti lunch,
We sit on the floor together as
You climb...

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Categories: parents, baby, child, childhood, daughter,

Premium Member You Look Nice
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
	as his black coffee cooled
	he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...

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Categories: parents, father daughter, fun, funny,



From the Couch
From the Couch (3/7/23)

From the couch
I see all
When they stand
And when they fall

I lean back
On the couch
Change to chill
From a grouch

From the couch
I give orders
School,...

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Categories: age, funny, humorous, parents,

Premium Member Derivatives With Limits
Working over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The...

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Categories: parents, cancer, funny, god, hero,

Premium Member A Parents Love
Thirty two years ago today
Our family was complete
With the arrival of a baby boy
Overdue, nine pounds, perfect and sweet

The purest love we had ever known
The...

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Categories: childhood, parents, pride,

The Duck With No Web Feet
This little duck didn't have webbed feet
Other ducks laughed when they'd meet
His mama said, I think it is really neat
He swims and waddles to his...

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Categories: parents, emotions, encouraging, feelings, funny,

Little Einstein
Why do we call it planet earth
when water makes it blue?

Why does the sea always run away
then run right back to you?

How does a caterpillar...

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Categories: parents, character, childhood, deep, family,

Premium Member Scooter Was Protected By His Parents
Scooter was never told no.
He was always built up and admired.
Adored by two ridiculously doting parents.
If he did anything wrong, they covered it up.
They lied...

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Categories: drug, parents,

A Boy Named Sue
When I was born I was too ugly
That my parents didn't like me.
So they named me Sue
For I looked like a shoe;
Life is tough for...

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Categories: parents, funny,

Premium Member Why Are Parents So Mean

Why are parents so mean,
when I won't eat anything green?

No broccoli, brussels sprouts, green beans, or green grapes,
these will always stay on my plate.

So, here...

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Categories: parents, child, food, fun, funny,

Premium Member Baby's First Rap
Written by Gail R DeBole
on July 19, 2021
Updated September 4, 2021

A baby who lived on a farm
Would coo and gurgle with charm.
She completely amazed
Her family...

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Categories: parents, animal, baby, child, cute,

Premium Member A Wayward Lad
A wayward lad, Jed's fate to be
Spots trouble with cold-blooded eye
For right from wrong he does not see
It's funny you should ask me why...

Jed's parents...

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Categories: growing up, kid, parents,


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