Funny Pain Poems

I went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.

Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went...

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Autumn with all the metaphors I can muster
The beauty of the season and it's golden luster
The raking of leaves
And cleaning of eaves
And my annual trip...

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My itty bitty brother Billy

Was sometimes funny sometimes silly

Tried to stand on his head 

But got racked up instead 

So now he has to ice...

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My head hurts 
Though everyone's head hurts
It's jack knifed stalks of eyes pain
With oh so careful precision slicing of brow
I am resting I suppose
But so...

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Traumatic brain injury 
traumatic headaches 
intense frontal pain 
temples are numb 
quietly sends painful 
signals throughout 
my brain sometimes 
my mind searches 
for respites as...

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I want to tell a funny story,
About this certain candle I had bought. 
“We’ll have a romantic night in”
This is the first thing I thought....

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Peer deep into my eyes, what do you perceive? They hail me as strong, yet my heart grieves. Funny how it no longer bleeds red,...

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I disclose that I
Have regular appointments
For a needle in my eye

A thing I dread 
And I'm afraid of most
Is when I see that Javelin
Getting close

It...

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Son, don't stand there with that cold stare and judge me
When I twist the cap and pour a glass and tilt my head gently

Just know...

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Bluntly, someone said
they could never imagine
my being married.
This stung.
I laughed.
I am more
a comic
than
a romantic.
Pain is preferably felt
without witness;
better yet,
with punchlines.
Those precious people
who cry amongst us...

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To my heart:

Yes, you. Not the muscle barely beating in my chest. It's for you, the one who I gave that precious commodity to, the...

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The man whose supposed to love me the most;
has hurt me the most, isn’t that funny?
Was it because I resembled you, 
Or was it that...

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They grappled her till she stumbled 
and stepped at her as she mumbled 
about the pain of being an innocent casualty 
of some people's own...

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October is Dancing 
she is a trap of joy for a mark
to those tunes tapping on line
stepping out in her black
before the white for a...

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Abuse-- Talking about and downgrading any woman is not truth.  You ought to know exactly what it surely is and that is just plain...

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