The Spider Rode The Horse
...the spider rode the horse
the horse he rode as a rider
the cow had wondered how
the sheep was still asleep
the worm then rode the horse
the horse he rode on his turn
the goat had not seen...
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Categories:
owt, animal, fun, funny, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Thaz bin teld
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Thee overthier sed whet?
Put pint darn, spek thou tripe!
Thou must oo-n thy own thoughts
Went aside thou harse tuther day
Heard waling tuther side thy do-or.
Arrghh, tis whet thee sed? Nowt!...
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Categories:
owt, abuse, anger, children, conflict,
Form: Free verse
A LANCASHIRE LIASON
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A LANCASHIRE LIASON
“Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in.
I said,“ Do you live in a barn?”
She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out an shut door.
“Are y’ e...
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Categories:
owt, age, best friend, character,
Form: Free verse
How To Kill a Cow
...We use to know
Howt o put thinggs down.
People gowin roundd,
Their lives tied behindt em by a spyne of brown strings.
You know we use to know howter kill cows
Wid the back af wharrever, hackin...
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Categories:
owt, animal, dark, death, food,
Form: Free verse
A Briney Brew
...Wer curthing in a briney brew
All gurglin’ such a slimy stew
Did mousey chap a laddle tilt
And fill his fizzog til owt it spewt.
Poor butcherin was seen at fault
The growly hag had bowed it ow...
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Categories:
owt, celebrity, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Beasley and I
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Beasley and I
Lem Griffiths
July, 2016
Henrietta D. something,
Never did mind him on top 'her,
'Least she never said, t'other, anyhow .
Beasley's my friend..,
Comes and goes his ow...
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Categories:
owt, friendship,
Form: Narrative
Walking Backwards Man
...teerts s'reteP .tS nwod gniklaW
edisa pets elpoep sa
egnarts rehtar niotalubmarep
edit eht tsniaga seog eh
kcab sih nopu kcasrevah
dnah sih ni dapeton dna
elbbircs fo senil gniniatnoc
dnatsre...
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Categories:
owt, character,
Form: Rhyme
The Inception: the Dark Side of Me
...I’m broke without your love to repair me…
My young heart breaks into two and you push on the brakes…
Three strikez…you’re owt…. Get lost….that is my only plea
Our lives were at stake and we ...
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Categories:
owt, beauty, betrayal, how i
Form: Free verse
The Warriors Warning!
...Get owt ef ma contry
Befer ets too late
Yer days bud er numbered
Ets nat lookin great!
Well fight fer er country
Well fight fer er lawnd
Well fight the Ferenge
Dine two the lauste maw...
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Categories:
owt, war
Form: I do not know?