Humorous Over My Head Poems

Get out of my head mister chatterbox!

Ransacking treasure trove 
of maximum headroom.

To remedy a fate worse than death
or orange hair oaf becoming 
forty seventh president
or...

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Byte size food begets best bedeviled egg head benefits 
re: visited today April 12th, 2023

Way before aye knew 
the name Fletcherism applied 
family and friends...

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The figurative nail hit on the hirsute covered head!

Eventually vices will witness me crow king
cough'n affliction caw hearse courtesy 
smok'n since me yay high,
hence appellation...

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Cadaver, Godiva and Quiver
     I believe that I've poisoned my liver

   Pushcart on the ramp fell apart
  ...

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Oh where’s my hat?
It flew off! drat!
Put it on my head
Next I did dread
It’s off in the air
My 20 dollar sphere
Oh it’s pretty rough
My hair’s...

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There lived once in the old house a fat cat
From half a mile she could smell a brat rat 
She was too lazy to run
Spent...

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A poet may tear out his hair
  if he truly does care
to follow every rule
  they teach him in school

One foot too long,...

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My brain kept telling me to start a fire
but I chose to talk things out my head  
they told me I’m a nasty liar
so...

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Her face is red 
Her brain is dead 
I know it’s true  
I live in her head 

I got sacked
now it comes back
a deep...

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She called me fart head
She really hates the poets
She's never really meant much
But fey; to her to know it

All wise within her own shell
How could...

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Head of two person patriarchy...

Breathes sigh of relief 
(like toe tilly gnarly mon) 
footing expenses good grief.

Onus encompassing marital
responsibilities with (Holy Scott)
Matt man locked dread
precariously...

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We humans seem concerned  that we must die
Yet complain we cannot sleep with shuttered eyes
Stay awake and let  the mind roam free
Invent new...

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At sunrise I find I am in bed, fast asleep until the last minute

And post sunset I know I should have gone to bed, but...

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A little tune played in my head
And it was keeping me from sleep,
Just as I was dropping off
Back that little tune would creep.

It was not...

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Me heads been hit many a time in me life,
I've had staples and stitches what am I like?

I've been hit hard by fists, feet and...

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