Head of Two Person Patriarchy 1st Guess

Head of two person patriarchy... Breathes sigh of relief (like toe tilly gnarly mon) footing expenses good grief. Onus encompassing marital responsibilities with (Holy Scott) Matt man locked dread precariously rested squarely and unfairly upon mine figurative lead pencil necked geek hirsute head, and bony shoulders, that said lemme communicate with modesty and frankly earnest Sesame Street cred hoop fully words understandable meant tubby easily interpreted and read lookout for courtesy double entendres signalling where Willy wed did himself, yet careful to tread, no faster than sixty nine as he sped into forbidden, verboten two lipped arrid hot zone bubbling volcanic oasis plunging his swollen jughead suffocating till gratefully dead. Reroute threaded needle gaining nascent ability to manage independent living, whereby counterpart availed her pheromone scent spurring feeling heightened testosterone, within instantaneous moment thus took tactile apprenticeship receiving mail order bride thru correspondence course sent, I also donned role of special ops agent provocateur, a hardened gent fluke how I became process of elimination chosen incumbent learned, familiarized, adept... grudgingly accepted covenant to pay affordable low income rent, plus manage other monthly bills due, i.e. water, telecommunications insurance (automobile and renters), and electric - companies (Aqua Pennsylvania, Verizon, Nationwide and Peco respectively) with efficient aplomb mastered (dub bate double) art of being accommodating tenant.