Funny Over My Head Poems

Tying to decide
Feelings I hide
I have a hard time here inside
These fellows are old
They are always cold
I try to keep myself calm
On my nerves they...

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Deep fried 
she cried 

then bloat 
and float

A house 
stained blouse

clueless 
for stress,

To bed,
airhead!

"Forgot"!
you brought 

you phoned
you're stoned,

she’s slow 
cracked crow,

clears throat 
like goat, 

Nancy
can't...

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A cough and a sneeze
another tissue please
Nose runny throat sore
fatigue and feeling wore
Slight fever lost appetite
wanting it to end to feel right.

Vicks rub on the...

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So what I kept some stuff
A few small keepsakes, merely fluff
They make such noise, so much dumb fuss
Their indignation careening like a bus.

Now they think...

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His name is Zed, he is a pumpkin head.
This is funny I said to my pal, Jed.
He said I kid you not. Please get out...

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Turtle, turtle, in your shell
  Your backside is as hard as hell

Turtle, turtle, in your shell
  Come on out, I've rung your bell...

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What's a matta Rick?
Get tired or sick
Bored of your board?
The chore you adored

Now left for a ghost
No more here to post
Left for all but dead
Did...

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Baldhead Carla

Once lovely full grown woman Carla
Went to a gender barber, she was only 4'4"
She was placed in the kiddy chair
the barber thought she was...

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Nefelibata head
                   this mine ... always
 ...

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My mind keeps on racing, its hard to control
Sometimes I feel empty, my heart isn't whole
I'm stuck in my head, and set in my own...

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My mind keeps on racing, its hard to control
Sometimes I feel empty, my heart isn't whole
I'm stuck in my head, and set in my own...

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When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us.
My friend's name is Butt-Head and my name is Beavis.
I thought that I...

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A legend of Ireland that lives long and hard through this very day
Is of Jack the widow’s son who took risks that truly did more...

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She called me fart head
She really hates the poets
She's never really meant much
But fey; to her to know it

All wise within her own shell
How could...

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Head Games

You love to play them. 

When you treat me badly, 
I let you, as I thought that meant…
I was loving you. 
I was wrong....

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