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Funny Out Of Order Poems

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Coin-Operated Despair
The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

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Categories: out of order, candy, cry, emotions, funny,



Foolish Stage
Hellow Husna my dear friend,
Foolish stage do you understand?
Please I need your hand.

This is a long page,
Which consist with age,
All gender pass this stage.

Age where...

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Categories: out of order, 1st grade, age, dream,

Finding Order In Ordinary
I
Better not blow away the ordinary
Often ordinary turns extraordinary
How, you may query
I'll answer, if u tarry

II
There is order in the ordinary 
In the hasty humdrum!...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: out of order, confusion, fun, irony, judgement,

Socks On Order
a caterpillar went to a store to buy socks
‘I’m sorry sir, we don’t have that many in this store’
‘but I can order them and no...

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Categories: out of order, funny,

Premium Member Shifting the Power In Venus
Proudly the white tummies purposefully sauntered forth
Orange arrow beaks decidedly pointed 
Stubby feet not nearly strong enough to hold them up

Yellow mirrored eyeballs, reflecting the...

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Categories: out of order, 10th grade, 11th grade,



Order of Knowlege
 Order of Knowledge

Isn’t’ funny how if we only knew back then what we know hold up wait a minute!
What if back in high school...

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Categories: out of order, confidence, deep, encouraging, feelings,

Premium Member Mail Order Brides - Let the Buyer Beware
Ted hunted high and low when trying to find the perfect wife
She must be subservient and fit in with his mundane life

The Internet looked promising...

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Categories: out of order, confusion, funny love, humorous,

Mail Order Personalities
I'm checking the post daily
Can't tell you how exciting this is for me
Since I called the 1-800 number
From that mail order magazine

While one day sitting...

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Categories: out of order, funny, humor, inspirational,

Do Not Adjust Your Screen-This Poem Is Temporarily Out of Order
....

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Categories: out of order, funny, humor,

Order Or Sequence of Events
Order or Sequence of Events

When with my poems I soon reach an end
To everyone all of them will start to send
First to those whose minds...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: out of order, funny, humorous,

Premium Member By Order of the Committee

Children must be kept under
strict control at all times.
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.

There’ll be no swearing
in front of t' ladies.
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.

There’ll be...

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© Ken Duddle  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: out of order, funny, social,

Book Order
He ordered a book from Amazon.com
It was delivered three weeks later
By two very large
And very tall women
With spears...

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© Cj Krieger  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: out of order, funny

Out of Order
I am not trying to tell you how to live

               ...

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Categories: out of order, funny

Nothing In Order
I tickled her
Hi there, my name is 
What do you mean you have

Wait!
Stop and think!
Shouldn’t these sentences have endings
Like?

I tickled her Wendell
Hi there, my name...

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Categories: out of order, funny, imagination


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