Woman Out Of Gas Poems
These Woman Out Of Gas poems are examples of Out Of Gas poems about Woman. These are the best examples of Out Of Gas Woman poems written by international poets.
Passing Gas NowPassing gas was not acceptable when I was young
It was embarrassing, and horrible and I hid it.
It was not “lady-like” which I thought was important.
Now...
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out of gas, age, teacher, women,
Hawks and DovesDid you shout out in shock that day as she suddenly stuck
her spiked heel into your spine kicking you to the curb
through the...
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out of gas, betrayal, bird, break up,
Laughing GasLAUGHING GAS
Wouldn't it be weird; if all our politicians were to be on laughing gasKamala Harris is already on it, but, as to her humour,...
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out of gas, allegory, hilarious, woman,
Classical GasThere once was a woman of affluence
Who suffered from great bouts of flatulence
She held it all in
Until the day when
It came out in a jumbled...
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out of gas, humor,
Watch That Gas Gauge - 1st HalfThis is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size...
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out of gas, humor,
My Friend With PrivilegesHow shall I begin,
we say we're not a couple,
but we had been living together
since I don't know when.
Why I can tell you how the...
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out of gas, cute love, fantasy, humor,
Jan's Chocolate AdventuresJan caught a jet plane to New York
Where bacon does not come from pork
To end her trip
Jan let one rip
The Captain delivered a stork
Jan's flight...
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out of gas, chocolate, flying, funny, silly,
Group On Way To Gas Chambers--Auschwitz, Picture Taken 26,000 Feet in the Air, August 25, 1944
Years away from me, smoke opening for a man to name them. I imagine...
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out of gas, historypeople, people,