Jan's Chocolate Adventures

Jan caught a jet plane to New York Where bacon does not come from pork To end her trip Jan let one rip The Captain delivered a stork Jan's flight was Economy grade Stuck between an old man and old maid In the middle row Which way should she blow? "Hey! I've got a new hearing aid!" Hot air will rise up to the Heaven Where degrees are numbered to seven But Jan's chocolate farts Broke all of the charts And bounced back to suffocate Devon Donald Trump and May made a pact To abolish the Clean Air Act For with Jan on the loose Even Trump could deduce Air stinks as a matter of fact Jan could hear the wind in the willows And lay down her head on the pillows But one gust of wind Would quickly transcend Her sheets into shuddering billows. So Jan wanted to go back home But her agent booked her to Nome The crews final task: "Get oxygen mask" Jan's luggage was blasted to Rome Jan thought that she needed a rest So she flew off to Budapest She let off a few For Captain and crew Now she oompahs Oktoberfest