Funny Out Of Control Poems

A certain lady is going to learn all about you,
First starts slow with guiding hands; I am in the walls.
Every corner of the room, whether...

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Where do remotes go, is what I,
in aggravation ask?
Mine must have feet and to find 
them is a most frustrating task.

Hiding under a magazine or...

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Ground Control

Let go. 
I can do this. 
I have been here in my dreams. 
I have prayed…
I have all that I need. 

I sit in...

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Today, a screech from a hawk reminded me 
Of being in a car wreck years ago, like
The synapse door to my remembrance room opened
And the...

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I have lost sight of you once again. 
Frustrated, I search every nook, every corner, every crevice that you have been known to hide. 
I...

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Sweat Pants
Elastic waist
Big Mac upon my plate
Juicy burger, fries~bite me guys
Up size  ...

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I am sitting inside my smart TV set 
with my wireless remote control 
and I can’t seem to get my wireless remote control 
to work...

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Goodbye, farewell, adieu, please go away,
this house is mine. I will not share with you.
You see my cabinets as a buffet,
pay no rent, and use...

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QUALITY    CONTROL

Visions of scientists in white coats, with glass jars
Scraping layers of paint off new cars
Or women with heavy blackframed glasses 
Weighing...

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When t.v. programs start to bore
I flip through the stations a little more

But which remote do I use?
There are so many from which to choose.

T.V.,...

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you took away 
my right to scream 
and now i sit an await 
my impending doom

you followed me around today
play acting out your words so...

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Mind Control Fun

Games like TV shows
truth or dare jeopardy call
spin the bottle night



6/19/2011...

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I'm not really a poet
I've never claimed to be
The only reason I'm even here
Is because I can't watch my tv

My wife hid the remote control
About...

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I've often heard it said
That people can control your mind
A gift that's extremely rare
And almost impossible to find

All they do is just speak a word
And...

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I'm not really a poet
I've never claimed to be
The only reason I'm even here
Is because I can't my watch tv

My wife hid the remote control
About...

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