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The Optometrist

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A husband and his wife
at the optometrist:
“Well, now,” says the doctor,
“which of you has the eye sore?”...

Hooray for Captain Spaulding

...Hooray for Captain Spaulding...
though he played only a cameo role
helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport

mucho gratitude to all parties involved
including the missus,
cuz she needed to ...

Will wonders never cease!?

...Will wonders never cease!?

Alternately titled: Last of the fluff
belonging to a Mohican
Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe.

Any resemblance between said unnamed individual
and living persons ...

Eye Hear What You're Saying

...My Optometrist told me to blink 

This may not be as bad as you think 

With his light turned on high 

He let out a big sigh 

Said it looks like your eye's in the pink...

Albedo effect in full force after appreciable snowfall

...Albedo effect in full force after appreciable snowfall

After descent of eventide
luminescence of freshly fallen snow
still illuminates the terrestrial firma bright
even upon the onset of dusk,
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He Never Needed Glasses

...HE NEVER NEEDED GLASSES

As he grew older and older…as it sometimes does
his vision began to fade…it wasn’t as clear as it once was.

The optometrist fitted him with glasses…and the moment he pu...

Loose Words

...Words get lodged in teeth.
A dental hygienist
has actually extracted a few.

Like bats words hang
from the roof of my mouth,
their subsonic squeaks
jiggle its epiglottis
like a witch doctor’s...

Are Bats Blind

...Must see an optometrist next week
Not saying I'm blind as a bat, but bats see better
The tiny type on TV... forget it
Don't know why they bother
Might as well be greek as far as I'm conce...

Stray Words

...Words get lodged in my teeth,
a dentist has actually extracted a few.
My optometrist
wears her glasses like lingerie,
invitingly, and for a reason
known only to my libido - most sensually.
She ...

You Can'T Make This Stuff Up

...I watched a ballplayer
   wave 'Hi' to the 
cardboard cut-out fans
   propped up in the stands

At first I thought
   It's time to find
a new optometrist

Then I remembered
   This year
Ev...

Loose Words

...Words lodge in my teeth.
My dental hygienist
has actually extracted a few.


They hang like bats
from the roof of my mouth.
Their sub-sonic squeaks
jiggle my epiglottis
like a witch doctors ...

Dr Blindedme

...Dr. Blindedme   by James Edward Lee Sr.

Optometrist
Poked patient 
In eyes blinded


12/06/17...

The Penny

...The Penny

At the Dollar store.

“Excuse me,”
She said
As I got into my truck.

“You dropped this.”
And handed me 
a nondescript penny.

I thanked her
And drove away.
Only in Myakka Cit...

Elly May

...ELLY MAY


poem by: Maria Williams

T'was the night before her birthday and Elly May
Still in the office putting stuff away
In her horn rimmed glasses and grey flannel suit
She was the epitom...

Snow White 2016- Once Upon a Time

...Once upon a time
In a vast kingdom of Modern land
Oddly not in a far far a way suburban
Was there a pretty girl
Prettier than the Venus, some claimed
Softer than petals of rose, maids alleged

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