Food On And Off Poems
These Food On And Off poems are examples of On And Off poems about Food. These are the best examples of On And Off Food poems written by international poets.
Away On a Booze CruiseAway on a booze cruise,
No beer left in stock.
They charged fifty dollars,
It was a real shock.
I complained it’s not fair,
I want money back.
We’re so sorry,...
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on and off, environment, fun, holiday, humor,
Envy Pays OffI saw a CEO in her workout suit
riding on a Peloton when there was a toot
'Dominos Delivery,' rang...
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on and off, cute, dog, food, jealousy,
Pulling Punches Off ThronesPull no punches
Game no Thrones
Salt your favorite food less and less
Undress not in the company of others
unless of course you plan on swimming
And do it...
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on and off, life,
Spring Is Never Far OffListen as the wind whispers
secrets of my lost past.
It howls at my melancholy miseries,
shrieks at my heinous sins,
warning me of a fatal future
that is...
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on and off, love, seasons,
Fresh Off the Boat 1 0 2Fresh off the Boat
With barely half a foot trod
on this his preported addopted Newfoundland
He was instantly heard to
utter these his first and last
words
When...
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on and off, humanity,
Off To the ZooQuote By Poet "A zoo trip can put a zip in your walk and zeal for being outside with the animals."
Off to the zoo we...
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on and off, fun, humor, kid, summer,
Bake Off OffIt’s the Great British Bake Off
And I’ve got to week six
But I think it’s all over since
They’ve dissed my bread mix.
They said it was...
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on and off, anger, food, humor, jealousy,
The Lids Are Off, Marmite Is Still KingIt's often been dubbed as the poor man's Marmite
That substitute breakfast spread called Vegemite
Vegemite vixens are now preparing to fight
But they're onto a loser, Tom's...
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on and off, humor,
Off the BingeEating more Mexican food than most of Texas
is not something one should be proud of. If
all the wisdom of man is mere foolishness,
all the...
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on and off, food, humor,
Cold Pizza Topped-Off With SpamAll day Franco-American spaghetti-suckers
do not make connoisseurs' lips pucker
Neither do grilled spiders and a side of beans
appeal to kings or to...
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on and off, food, humorous, success,
The Chili Cook-Off and the AftermathTwo old guys who won ribbons each year
made a bet as the contest drew near:
If just one of them placed,
then the other, in haste,
would eat...
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on and off, food, loss, pride,
Face OffA squirrel and I faced off eye to EYE.
We stared each other down as he passed BY.
I caught him taking food for which he had...
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on and off, animal,
Day the Birds Flew OffThings are going great no problems at all
My world is terrific, I feel glad for the day
The sun is shining, and I notice the birds
They...
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on and off, how i feel,
Take OffMy beautiful golden butterfly ...
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on and off, butterfly, dance, flower, love,
The Great British Pancake Day Toss Off - Warning Contains InnuendoToday it’s Pancake Day and there’s to be a pancake race
Entrants are on the starting line with a smile upon their face
Old Ted ‘s ready...
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on and off, food, humorous, race,