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The Big Tuba
The soups and breads were fixed know seemed to have interest In that. One commented that the Chickens used in the soup were as big as geese, naming one kingKong. Garlic and margine was used with Garden herbs to create the croutons. He would be a one man ed gang to complete all the tasks still needed to be done...

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Categories: omg, basketball, culture, dance, film,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Omg
Where are the “gods” when ya need them?? When they’re alleged “offspring” Are unable to converse Without invoking Their superiority In matters spiritual. Seeking only to convert Those they know are wrong To join them Wallowing in Self-Righteousness....

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Categories: omg, god,
Form: Free verse



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Sink your disgusting display last night but stick nigh close to a sick night one sick guide a poem a write off the chart to sick mind and maybe be seen on your next door love your neighbors Internet WiFi...

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Categories: omg, golf,
Form: Free verse
Omg
Don wants me dead at any cost He wants to eat me like a toast.....

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Categories: omg, art, literature, poems, poetry,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Omg
"Originally ordinarily omni obsession Miraculous mercies magnificently magnified my God graciously grants glorious mercies and forgiveness upon me" 12/31/21 Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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Categories: omg, appreciation, beautiful, devotion, forgiveness,
Form: Acrostic



Omg
OMG By R Henderson Painful sweaty clumps of air converged. From Uranus it demanded to be purged. Your body full over engorged. But the contract of passage had been forged. The close escape, the quest for relief, Was obtained but ever so brief. Out it came in the form of a queef. But so foul it shriveled a leaf. Plant life could not even be...

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Categories: omg, death, flying, giggle, sorry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Omg
He gave himself over ceding all control sharing his deepest darkest secrets his financial dealings his real estate empire even his past romances with his new wife? -- No, not with her with his adult children? -- No, not with them with Bernie Madoff...

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Categories: omg, horror, money, trust,
Form: Free verse
Omg a Ufo
Here comes my UFO! glad to see its TCO. They'll be here to harvest my DNA, Forgot to get their ETA. They have a very large IQ, but dont let that bother U. And please dont call the CIA, They will say I'm MIA!...

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Categories: omg, flying, imagery, mystery,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Omg Its Santa Claus
OMG its Santa Claus he yelped and then he ran for the Mickey mask ducking slinking making small, he hid behind so he didn't have to ask suddenly he heard an elfish sputter, "Quenya, Tengwar, Luin , Papain" he lingered longer just to see but fell asleep half way through the task Santa gave a...

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Categories: omg, christmas, december,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Omg -- Who Can Know
Its significance, who can know? ~ OMG backward is GMO...

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Categories: omg, change, food, god, word
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Omg---Oh My God
OH MY GOD "OMG!!! I love this Father God I'm your witness And this is whom I love OH MY GOD I love you, love you, love you Lord; I love you for all you've done; Oh! My God I love you so; You are the only one; I know... OH MY GOD And I love you so And I love you, Lord; WOW you're my...

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Categories: omg, appreciation, celebration, devotion, god,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Omg--Iambic Pentameter
How can I write one? Syllablistic seizures crouch in dark corners....

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Categories: omg, humor, poetry,
Form: Senryu
She Was Omg Mean
Long ago there was betold a tale that many have descried, of a creature, scaled and icy cold havin' two black bulging eyes. An impudent beast, brassy and bold, bewitched because of foolish pride. The myth tells she's often seen withered, wrinkled and omg mean! A bitter and ugly nasty ole fiend, bellowing in screeches is her choice in dead of night and midst of...

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Categories: omg, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Omg, That's So Cliche
It's raining cats and dogs on a dark and stormy night - with such a stroke of genius, a poet starts to write. Inane clichés he's banging out to beat the band, a booby trap as big as life to bite the poet's hand. It opens up a can of worms to catch the early birds but with no bird...

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Categories: omg, poetry, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Omg: I Am Gladys Kravitz
I peek through my blinds to be nosy So what I am normal and in my room it is nice and cosy, I feel like I am old lady kravitz on bewitch And yet I call some one else that and I am the *****, Pointing flaws out in other people feels so good By doing this it makes my...

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Categories: omg, anti bullying, evil, hate,
Form: Rhyme

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