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To meet converse
give me a ring
hmu
perchance communicate
'twould be a fine thing
if it were so
but no
wtf
lower case letters and emojis
are the way of the day
mostly with nothing much to say
smh
no wonder the globe is warming
with all the power used and abused
omg
but what did they find
to fill their tiny minds
lol
before they owned
their so-called smart phone
idk

The Big Tuba

The soups and  breads were fixed 
know seemed to have interest
In that. One commented that the
Chickens used in the soup were as
big as geese, naming one kingKong. 
Garlic and margine was used with
Garden herbs to create the croutons. 
He would be a one man ed gang to
complete all the tasks still needed to
be done

Omg

Where are the “gods” when ya need them??
When they’re alleged “offspring”
Are unable to converse
Without invoking 
Their superiority
In matters spiritual.
Seeking only to convert
Those they know are wrong
To join them
Wallowing in
Self-Righteousness.

Omg

Sink your disgusting display last night 
but stick nigh close to a sick night 
one sick guide
a poem a write off the chart
to sick mind
and maybe be seen on your next door 
love your neighbors Internet WiFi

Omg

Don wants me dead at any cost
He wants to eat me like a toast..

Omg

"Originally ordinarily omni obsession
Miraculous mercies magnificently magnified my
God graciously grants glorious mercies and forgiveness upon me"


12/31/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021

Omg

OMG
By R Henderson

Painful sweaty clumps of air converged.
From Uranus it demanded to be purged.
Your body full over engorged.
But the contract of passage had been forged.

The close escape, the quest for relief,
Was obtained but ever so brief.
Out it came in the form of a queef.
But so foul it shriveled a leaf.

Plant life could not even be

Omg

He gave himself over
ceding all control
sharing his deepest
darkest secrets
his financial dealings
his real estate empire
even his past romances
with his new wife?
-- No, not with her
with his adult children?
-- No, not with them
with Bernie Madoff

Omg a Ufo

Here comes my UFO!
glad to see its TCO.

They'll be here to harvest my DNA,
Forgot to get their ETA.

They have a very large IQ, 
but dont let that bother U.

And please dont call the CIA,
They will say I'm MIA!

Omg Its Santa Claus

OMG its Santa Claus he yelped and then he ran for the Mickey mask 
ducking slinking making small, he hid behind so he didn't have to ask 
suddenly he heard an elfish sputter, "Quenya, Tengwar, Luin , Papain" 
he lingered longer just to see but fell asleep half way through the task 
Santa gave a

Omg -- Who Can Know

Its significance, who can know?
                          ~ OMG backward is GMO

Omg---Oh My God

OH MY GOD
"OMG!!!
 I love this
Father God I'm your witness
And this is whom I love
OH MY GOD
 I love you, love you, love you Lord;
I love you for all you've done;
Oh! My God I love you so;
You are the only one;
I know...
OH MY GOD
And I love you so
And I love you, Lord;
 WOW you're my

Omg--Iambic Pentameter

How can I write one?

Syllablistic seizures

crouch in dark corners.

She Was Omg Mean

Long ago there was betold
a tale that many have descried,
of a creature, scaled and icy cold
havin' two black bulging eyes.
An impudent beast, brassy and bold,
bewitched because of foolish pride.

The myth tells she's often seen
withered, wrinkled and omg mean!
A bitter and ugly nasty ole fiend,
bellowing in screeches is her choice
in dead of night and midst of

Omg, That's So Cliche

It's raining cats and dogs on a dark and stormy night -
with such a stroke of genius, a poet starts to write.
Inane clichés he's banging out to beat the band,
a booby trap as big as life to bite the poet's hand.

It opens up a can of worms to catch the early birds
but with no bird

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