Short Omg Poems

OMG,lol,kisses,cheers.Wisest,sparkling,chirpy,beautiful, REAL....

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Don wants me dead at any cost
He wants to eat me like a toast.....

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Its significance, who can know?
                          ~ OMG backward is GMO...

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How can I write one?

Syllablistic seizures

crouch in dark corners....

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God, I promise I 
will never commit crimes...
OMG, a spider on me!
Epiloque: … splash!...

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cheetah speed
it could knock you off your feet
cheetah speed
omg that's so sweet
cheetah speed...

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my friend asked
"what does idk mean"
i said
"i don't know"
and she said
"D@#m!omg no one knows!"...

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Own goal, VAR
Pogba, Mbappe, Griezmann-
Five reasons France won
OMG pitch invaders!
Second French World Cup title...

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Help me please! I am choking!

OMG! Please say you're joking!

The truth I tell!

But please forgive

'Twas only for I was toking!...

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Our love is an inspiration for the whole world,
There is lesson in it for every couple love bird.
Note.Kya hi tarekhi yadgar mahabat hai OMG....

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Do you still have feelings for me inside your heart?
OMG,Darling I am your tranquilizer I am your dart.
Note.Hai koi angraiz jo aisi poetry karay nahi nahi....

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OMG

don't 
 
jump
 
we
 
 love
 
you 
 
your
 
life
 
is
 
not
 
that
 
bad
 
said
 
 I
 
 to
 
the
 
feline
 
when
 
she
 
climbed
 
atop
 
the
 
auto
 
roof...

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To my BFF~
you make me LOL
you had me ROFLMBO
what did you say? OMG
THX for that
WTH? are you kidding me
J/K, I thought so
your so lucky I LVU like a sister
ok well I have to go TTUL
with much HAK~...

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CHALLENGE
TAG
OMG
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
BRITISHXAMERICAN
CANDY
UNDERTALE
I AM _____???
MEETING DAN AND PHIL
EMO
I REACT TO
#DRAMA
PEWDIEPIE
BOOBS
THEY DID WHAT?
NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
XD
I CAN'T EVEN...

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Sink your disgusting display last night 
but stick nigh close to a sick night 
one sick guide
a poem a write off the chart
to sick mind
and maybe be seen on your next door 
love your neighbors Internet WiFi...

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shell
my name
super cute
the words she spoke
my baby's first word
a big smile on my face
over and over all day
headache and a frown on my face
if only i could change my name
this darn baby is driving me crazy!...

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Here comes my UFO!
glad to see its TCO.

They'll be here to harvest my DNA,
Forgot to get their ETA.

They have a very large IQ, 
but dont let that bother U.

And please dont call the CIA,
They will say I'm MIA!...

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"Originally ordinarily omni obsession
Miraculous mercies magnificently magnified my
God graciously grants glorious mercies and forgiveness upon me"


12/31/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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no more of this obnoxious crap
this is annoying toxic poemiside, OMG!!!!
some say pest that i read
hear others mumble at times
others smile smirk and laugh
waiting in line some buy beer
 i'm at the pharmacy moving fast????...

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I’ll Have What They’re Having/WBM

They gather – together  - alone
avatars – no identities known
promises blue
OMG – ILU
a video vape – The Game of I-phones


©7/29/2019

What’s Bugging Me Poetry Contest
Kim Rodrigues - Sponsor...

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I am so dejected and stumped
On zoom (OMG) I’ve been dumped
There now is no doubt
The secret is out
My ego has truly been thumped

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Inspired by Andrea's Buzzword poem
© 13th March 2022...

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Do this, not the other,
Don't go out, just stay with work rather.
For I am here to supervise,
You should always ask for my advice.
If you want to conspire,
I will play with 'fire and hire'.
OMG! where such rules apply,
Decide soon to..fly..fly..fly...

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He gave himself over
ceding all control
sharing his deepest
darkest secrets
his financial dealings
his real estate empire
even his past romances
with his new wife?
-- No, not with her
with his adult children?
-- No, not with them
with Bernie Madoff...

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Where are the “gods” when ya need them??
When they’re alleged “offspring”
Are unable to converse
Without invoking 
Their superiority
In matters spiritual.
Seeking only to convert
Those they know are wrong
To join them
Wallowing in
Self-Righteousness....

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Where you stay at?
vs
Where do you live?

tyu2
vs
Thank you, I wish you the same
vs
thanx and backatcha

Blimey vs omg
For heaven's sakes vs yo' mama
Mindless robotrons vs blithering wonder....

heh, is best not to cross boundaries.

Blest

is versatile communication....

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