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OMG By R Henderson Painful sweaty clumps of air converged. From Uranus it demanded to be purged. Your body full over engorged. But the contract of passage had been forged. The close escape, the quest for relief, Was obtained but ever so brief. Out it came in the form of a queef. But so foul it shriveled a leaf. Plant life could not even be sustained. The odor Uranus's neighbor was to blame. The culprit called out their name. An arsenal like this had no shame. But the glory was not felt for long. Before the bubbles descending sent out their song. Chords of warning to quickly be gone. But the noses within the perimeter of Uranus took too long. For stay they did with bright shining luster. As down moved the atomic cluster. Holding on as long as could be mustered. An old Uranus let lose of a down right dirty foul crop duster. Four minutes straight the eruption blew. Within the air even flew Through the air a piece or two of Uranus's poo. No one had listened to the rumble that foretold of this one foul deed. The pintos, the collards, the black eyed peas. Caused an explosion that even stopped the refreeze. The sweet smelling aerosol refused to be freed. So the stench lingered on everything. The eyes watered, and Uranus stinged. You had to sit down exhausted as your bell it dinged. Finally the relief that a fart was destined to bring.

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Date: 10/3/2021 3:57:00 AM
Just brilliant! Laugh? I could almost smell it. Well done Rose.
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Rose Henderson
Date: 4/18/2022 6:10:00 AM
Lol thank you

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