Best Omg Poems

It's raining cats and dogs on a dark and stormy night -
with such a stroke of genius, a poet starts to write.
Inane clichés he's banging out to beat the band,
a booby trap as big as life to bite the poet's hand.

It opens up a can...

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Oh - Emm - Geeeee !!!

Who me??

OMG!...I'm gonna wig out, doing this poem!!
A ditz like me writing for a freakin’ contest, no less!!!??
You gotta be kiddin' me !!!    Holy fricassee!!

No Way. Jose' !! I'm such a space cadet....OMG !! I’m spazzing out!!
Well...geeze,...

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Lol she replied to my joke that went over well
I paused in reflection thoughts of what the hell
LOl? Really lol instead of a giggle or laugh
My inner a--hole surfaced on English’s behalf
Why would you say that in a conversation I said
You’re killing English which is...

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Where I live, you have to ask for one.
And there may not be one
but you know how it used to be and
now you don't, so much.

Lighten up anyway, 'cause hey
and hay didn't used to be so
far away from those
incredible cafe ashtrays.

Once upon a time
in a...

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The depths of my soul are too shallow.
The fruits of my labor grew fallow.
A sing songy rhyme in three quarter time.
Is all that this poem has to show.

But what can a free thinking fellow. 
Do when his mind has turned to jello.
As he sits and...

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Long ago there was betold
a tale that many have descried,
of a creature, scaled and icy cold
havin' two black bulging eyes.
An impudent beast, brassy and bold,
bewitched because of foolish pride.

The myth tells she's often seen
withered, wrinkled and omg mean!
A bitter and ugly nasty ole fiend,
bellowing in...

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I lay in my bed
Paralyzed from my
Head to my Leg
Blind for over two year's
While these feelings'
Were stagnant
They laid in my head
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While laying there
I had plenty time to think
I would just sit there
Waiting for a cold drink
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How can I write one?

Syllablistic seizures

crouch in dark corners....

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OMG ... I can't believe it's over
OMG ... I can't believe how it ended.

Feel I offended your heart in some way.
Feel I took a step backward and now I am falling.
Falling into a deep abyss. 

OMG ... You cut me quick.

No communication. No feeling of...

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I peek through my blinds to be nosy
So what I am normal and in my room it is nice and cosy,

I feel like I am old lady kravitz on bewitch
And yet I call some one else that and I am the *****,

Pointing flaws out in...

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shell
my name
super cute
the words she spoke
my baby's first word
a big smile on my face
over and over all day
headache and a frown on my face
if only i could change my name
this darn baby is driving me crazy!...

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Oh My God Ms Priss
your controlfreakiness has 
influenced my life 

in unexpected 
ways of which I never dreamed
have denied myself

family company
so that I don't have to lie 
or cry to cover

the questions of how
you are or what's up with the 
'lil strawberry girl

time is not...

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Sink your disgusting display last night 
but stick nigh close to a sick night 
one sick guide
a poem a write off the chart
to sick mind
and maybe be seen on your next door 
love your neighbors Internet WiFi...

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OMG its Santa Claus he yelped and then he ran for the Mickey mask 
ducking slinking making small, he hid behind so he didn't have to ask 
suddenly he heard an elfish sputter, "Quenya, Tengwar, Luin , Papain" 
he lingered longer just to see but...

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om”g”!

oh my fictional character!
can it be true?
has justin
really broken
up with selena?
how will we all go on?
how will we make it through the
day?
will there be fighting, looting &
fires?
will schools be closed, streets 
blocked off?
will sandbags be stacked up one upon
the other?
will 
someone free us from our
curled...

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