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Oinks Poems - Poems about Oinks


Premium Member MISS PIGGY
... Miss piglet is at it again, her blonde wigs, here we go, her jealousy it always shows. Her clothes are tight, her lashes are glued, she loves to fight and throwing her shoes. Her claim......

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Categories: oinks, character, for her, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Plethora Of Oinks
... Had brekkie at our local coffee joint Key word is fast but it doesn't disappoint Two minutes tops It was teeming with cops Think I may have heard a plethora of oinks ......

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Categories: oinks, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Bye Bye Birdie
...The farmer cocked his rifle and glared down upon the turkey It wasn’t mist that made the farmyard and the turkey murky His muddy specs and ageing eyes had made his vision blurred And as he wiped h......

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Categories: oinks, christmas, farm,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Role Reversal
...Maybe a role reversal would be in order And us guys could take it or leave it Whatta mind-blowing experience that would be The ladies simply couldn't conceive it Exciting? You ain't jus......

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Categories: oinks, smile,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Baby's First Rap
...Written by Gail R DeBole on July 19, 2021 Updated September 4, 2021 A baby who lived on a farm Would coo and gurgle with charm. She completely amazed Her family each day With all of her swee......

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Categories: oinks, animal, baby, child, cute,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Pinky Pig's Story
...PINKY PIG'S STORY Pinky was proudly a much loved pet And true friend, She lived with Mr. Smith the reputed local vet, Mr. Smith kept a close eye On Pinky pig, She was a little clumsy and ......

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Categories: oinks, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Role Reversal
...Maybe a role reversal would be in order And us guys could take it or leave it Whatta mind-blowing experience that would be The ladies simply couldn't conceive it Exciting? You ain't jus......

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Categories: oinks, creation,
Form: Verse
Tiger Barm Cakes
...Always drip the sauce delicately over a tiger barm. Creases are crevasses. Don't look up or down then. Falling is not a fail or a cross. It is purely the pulling of carts over many many miles and man......

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Categories: oinks, anxiety, baptism, baseball, bird,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Teeming With Cops
...Went for brekkie at the local coffee joint Key word is fast but it sure disappoints Two minutes tops It was teeming with cops Think I may have overheard a few oink oinks......

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Categories: oinks, humorous,
Form: Limerick
A Marriage Block Party
...Three little bears and three little kittens Fell in love and were so smitten With each other and got married All three kittens were then carried Over the threshold of the bears House--eyes filli......

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Categories: oinks, friend, fun, imagination, wedding,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Role Reversal
...Maybe a role reversal is in order here And us guys could take it or leave it Whatta mind-blowing experience that would be The ladies simply couldn't conceive it Exciting? You ain't just......

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Categories: oinks, men, women,
Form: Quatrain
Im Not a Bad Man, Im Just Not Lucky
...I have lost the count of years when allegations were laid against me. I had my excuses but they were not welcome. I gave my excuses but they were never welcome. Thus and so I became a jail b......

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Categories: oinks, life, sad, truth,
Form: ABC
Brick By Bloody Brick
..."All animals are equal. But some animals are more equal than others." —George Orwell A dozen of chickens and a number of horses, a cat and a raven, a few cows and o......

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Categories: oinks, animal, discrimination, horse, proposal,
Form: Narrative

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