Oinks Poems - Poems about Oinks

...The farmer cocked his rifle and glared down upon the turkey It wasn’t mist that made the farmyard and the turkey murky His muddy specs and ageing eyes had made his vision blurred And as he wiped h......Read the rest...

...Maybe a role reversal would be in order And us guys could take it or leave it Whatta mind-blowing experience that would be The ladies simply couldn't conceive it Exciting? You ain't jus......Read the rest...

...Written by Gail R DeBole on July 19, 2021 Updated September 4, 2021 A baby who lived on a farm Would coo and gurgle with charm. She completely amazed Her family each day With all of her swee......Read the rest...

...PINKY PIG'S STORY Pinky was proudly a much loved pet And true friend, She lived with Mr. Smith the reputed local vet, Mr. Smith kept a close eye On Pinky pig, She was a little clumsy and ......Read the rest...

...Maybe a role reversal would be in order And us guys could take it or leave it Whatta mind-blowing experience that would be The ladies simply couldn't conceive it Exciting? You ain't jus......Read the rest...

...Always drip the sauce delicately over a tiger barm. Creases are crevasses. Don't look up or down then. Falling is not a fail or a cross. It is purely the pulling of carts over many many miles and man......Read the rest...

...Went for brekkie at the local coffee joint Key word is fast but it sure disappoints Two minutes tops It was teeming with cops Think I may have overheard a few oink oinks......Read the rest...

...Three little bears and three little kittens Fell in love and were so smitten With each other and got married All three kittens were then carried Over the threshold of the bears House--eyes filli......Read the rest...

...Maybe a role reversal is in order here And us guys could take it or leave it Whatta mind-blowing experience that would be The ladies simply couldn't conceive it Exciting? You ain't just......Read the rest...

...I have lost the count of years when allegations were laid against me. I had my excuses but they were not welcome. I gave my excuses but they were never welcome. Thus and so I became a jail b......Read the rest...

..."All animals are equal. But some animals are more equal than others." —George Orwell A dozen of chickens and a number of horses, a cat and a raven, a few cows and o......Read the rest...