Funny October Poems

You fell in October, like autumn leaves
Funny it was a hot day.
The avocado tree was budding.
I knew you only a short while,
But it broke me...

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Put on your lovely swimming suits
Let's go, Let's go to the Belle-Mare
For diving, swimming, water skiing
In the beautiful blue lagoon
Fun time, fun time, It's October!

Put...

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a witch and a pet aardvark

broom to an amusement park

with a mic in hand

and dave brubecks band

warble a strange meadowlark.
...

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October is Dancing 
she is a trap of joy for a mark
to those tunes tapping on line
stepping out in her black
before the white for a...

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a local farmers cabbages

exceeded county tonnages

the judge said hey joe

you got any mo

my trucks theyre all wreckages.
...

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autumn is peeking
apples for picking~baking
leaves for the raking

 

Date Written: 8/21/2022
Note: Haiku Rhyme...

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When I think about October,                    ...

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Today was my shopping day,                                         ...

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One Halloween I dressed up as a clown
At dressing up I was renown
I went around town
With a very big frown
But the candy turned my frown...

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There once was a pumpkin named Jack
Who left home and never looked back
	He faced a great harm
	Once leaving the farm
Now fights off the Carver’s attack...

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This is your month your time to shine
Takeoff with happiness and leave the hate behind 
Its fall but I hope you don't fall 
Live life...

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fall                        ...

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There once was a witch named Maleficent.
Her powers ranked highly malevolent.
	Her eyes became crossed,
	Her prized powers lost,
Her black witchery now beneficent....

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Little squirrels scampering to hide their nuts,                  ...

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There was a vampire named Vlad. 7
The Village all thought he was bad. 7
But the true story. 5
Just wasn't gory. 5
It turns out Vlad was...

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